Spirit's national anthem. - Page 2

**Lady-Loki** · 04-15-2008, 05:10 AM

Love it!

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"Trigger Happy"

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

**Patches** · 04-15-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by hyperswoss

LMAO! o.o"

/is now afraid of Spirit

<------has been afraid of Spirit for a long time

Now you all know the truth, Spirit is the one that gets me killed all the time.

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by rsx-s

<------has been afraid of Spirit for a long time

Now you all know the truth, Spirit is the one that gets me killed all the time.

If you so scared, why you still hang out with me????

And if you keep blaming me for you dying, maybe Iz will quit hanging out wif yous!!!

**Belaslav** · 04-15-2008, 08:08 PM

You always carry a gun with you... *clears throat*

Wow.

So what type of gun, what model, and what ammo size?

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 08:16 PM

The one that stays in my truck is a 22 Beretta. Small, easily concealed, and easy to use. NOTE: I have only ever actually shot it when target practicing - I have never actually shot anyone!!!!!! It is for protection only.

Seriuosly though, the neighborhood that I used to work in, you needed protection. And I used to not carry one, until I was single and one night I was followed home. I was smart enough however to figure out that the guy was following me, so I detoured until I lost him then got my butt home as quick as I could. The next day I called my dad and told him what happened and we went gun shopping. But, I grew up around guns and learned how to use them properly when I was young. So, I am familiar and comfortable with them. I am also a better shot then my husband, lol. Everytime we have ever been out shooting, I always out shoot him.

**Belaslav** · 04-15-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Spirit

The one that stays in my truck is a 22 Beretta. Small, easily concealed, and easy to use. NOTE: I have only ever actually shot it when target practicing - I have never actually shot anyone!!!!!! It is for protection only.

Seriuosly though, the neighborhood that I used to work in, you needed protection. And I used to not carry one, until I was single and one night I was followed home. I was smart enough however to figure out that the guy was following me, so I detoured until I lost him then got my butt home as quick as I could. The next day I called my dad and told him what happened and we went gun shopping. But, I grew up around guns and learned how to use them properly when I was young. So, I am familiar and comfortable with them. I am also a better shot then my husband, lol. Everytime we have ever been out shooting, I always out shoot him.

Something like this?

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 08:28 PM

Close but my nuzzle is a little longer and my grip is not so large.

**Belaslav** · 04-15-2008, 08:41 PM

Lol that kinda sucks for anything further than 15 meters. 20 if you're good.

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 08:44 PM

It is for protection, not killing. And it depends on where you shoot them. Shoot them in the legs and you take out their ability to run, leaving you safe and them in a condition easy enough for the cops to apprehend. My intentions are not to kill. If I wanted to do that, I would simply run them over with my truck. That is why it stays in my truck. If I am being attacked in my truck they are close enough I could do damage to them. If they are running away - what is the point in shooting. If they are far enough away that the gun will not hurt them, then I am far enough away to escape.
It is self-defense, not kill and destroy.

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 08:46 PM

This is in MoS so I can double post. Bela - We have what we call the Snake-gun at home, you do not have to aim, just point in the general direction and shoot - you will hit whatever you are pointing at. <--- that is a fun gun to shoot with.