Originally Posted by Spirit

OMG!! The funniest thing happened tonight when we were playing. It was the three amigos playing, Loki, Patches, and me. We were in Uruga sticking close to town killing chickens and pixies, when I heard a noise. The conversation went something like this...
Me: brb - I just heard a noise and I am home alone (at this time I get up to go see what made the noise. Now for those of you who dont know, I live out in the middle of nowhere. I have no close neighbors and I sit in the middle of 8 acres.)
Patches: Does she have a gun
Loki: Yes
Patches: Shoot then ask
Loki: We live in the South, what do you think? Yes, she has a gun (by this time I had my gun in hand and was checking all the doors and looking out windows.)
Patches: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Loki: We live in the heart of redneck country. We shoot first, then ask questions.
At this point I have made it all the way through my house and was coming back into my bedroom, gun still in my hand. I had just checked to make sure I had put the safety back on the gun when I saw something out of the corner of my eye through my bedroom window, and was like wtf??
Then I dropped to my knees and busted out laughing.
My neighbor's bull had gotten loose and was standing next to my front porch!!!!! And I almost shot this bull!!!!

My heart was pounding through my chest, my blood was pumping, and I was laughing so hard, I could hardly talk.

Then later on after Patches had logged out and JT had joined us we were off killing orcs, noxes, and lips when a County Sheriff came to my door. She asked me if it was my bull, and I told her no, but I almost shot the damn thing.
The funny thing about that was that when I came back to my computer, I made a comment in guild chat about a sheriff at my front door, and JT never checked up. Loki knew what was going on, but JT didn't question why a sheriff was at my door or anything. He also had no clue that I almost provided my family with hamburgers for the rest of the year. I guess he thinks this is a normal thing for me, lol.

Oh and Patches leveled up!!!! Yah!!!
And my scroll production is up to 7700.

Join us next time for more exciting GG action....
same GG time.... same GG station....

Originally Posted by Spirit (Post 126038)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That had tears in my eyes. And OMG, okay time for true story time.
When I first started worknig at the job I am at now, it only took my boss a few weeks to get to know me really well, so one day he asks me, "so, you tote a gun around with you?" I couldn't lie to him, so I had to tell him "Never leave home without it." He informed me that it was against company policy to have a gun on premises. So I looked at him and said, "Oh, well good to know, we will pretend like this conversation never happened and if you ever ask me again, I know to say no." He just shook his head and walked away, lol.

Okay, and Bela - I never linked you the story of the bull. I will have to find it and post it.