Cops.

So if I were to shove the phone in my trousers...

he would go in after it....?

"they are pigs u no"

[Lirange]

So if I were to shove the phone in my trousers...

-inserts video of cop searching a man, asks "what's this?" the man replys "my penis"-

[MikeyG]

There was more important things to shove down the pants then phones..

[Phantom Badger]

-inserts video of cop searching a man, asks "what's this?" the man replys "my penis"-

o: !!
I was gunna try and find that after reading Hrae's post !!

And if he takes your phone just lean forward and whisper in his ear "I farted on that phone..." then lean backward without saying anything else.

[MikeyG]

This was a serious situation ...

[Phantom Badger]

Its my way of dealing with it.
D:

[MikeyG]

Ah but you don't have to deal with it, I don't
think going to jail for a few years is something to be silly about.