Enhancing Patterns (Guide)

[Mindspank]

Dont tell anyone, but I heard a dev got fired from onons soft and he released this fool-proof pattern guide:

You gotta wait till the witching hour (according to the incan long clock). Then you gotta get nekkid and rub the oil of a manticore across your monitor, Then you say the blessid hymnal thrice times. The hymnal is this: "gnicnahne ta kcus I" then you place your stone on the wheel according to the phases of the harvest moon (if harvest moon falls midday of the second day of the fifth month then its 12 (noon) divided by 2 (day number) plus 5 (month). ) in that case the number is 11, so you go clockwise and continue on past the eighth slot, so it would be the slot in the 3 oclock position.

And thats how you enhance your weapons 100%


srsly, no pattern bro.