Cleric Rant Thread

[Hessah]

32% is an underestimate xD

when you start getting fighters who CAN tank, but decide to go to the bathroom right in the middle of it all, then lose aggro on the boss, and it went and stomp on everyone else...

there's more incompetent fighters out there than you realise.. xD


Then he comes back and say "geez i went to the bathroom for a sec and look at happened"

YES LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

[Halvorson]

32% is an underestimate xD

when you start getting fighters who CAN tank, but decide to go to the bathroom right in the middle of it all, then lose aggro on the boss, and it went and stomp on everyone else...

there's more incompetent fighters out there than you realise.. xD


Then he comes back and say "geez i went to the bathroom for a sec and look at happened"

YES LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

[Bomme]

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

I'd like to see a documentry on Nat Geo about that!

[KittyZephy]

Ok, i've moved on past mara kq, breezed through gold hill with relatively few blows to my already battered and broken views of the community and got thrust blindly into the world of robo kq. Now i understand that everyone has it hard in this kq but seriously, i feel like clerics are SO underappreciated there!

So in my last run about an hour or so ago, within 5-6 mins of the kq starting, i'm running with a train of angry kebings/wolves/boars chasing me in the tiny room while the mages/archers dead on the floor spam for a rez, and the fighters who refuse to snare/mock demand healing.
problem number 1: if i'm dead, i cant heal you
problem number 2: if i stop running for my life/healing my self, i die which leads back to problem number one
problem number 3: if you would PLEASE get the aggro off me, i could heal you which nullifys your complaint that if you draw aggro you will die.

Petpeeves of mine:
~If you're not in my party, do not insult me with snarky comments like
"man what good clerics we have, cant even get a rez" "omg zeph you noob rez me"
if i'm struggling to keep the mages/archers in my party alive since they keep drawing the aggro of multiple things with their aoe skills, i cant rez you. Calling me a noob will only serve to make sure that even if i'm not healing or running for my life when i see you dead i will 'dance 5' on your dead body. If i have the time i will rez dead people because as a cleric i know it is somewhat my responsibility to keep people alive. Keep in mind my priority of course is to keep the people in my own damn party alive first.
~ Kill the freaking vivis. We always dance during that 2 mins of safety, we always make the plan to 'kill the vivis and archers first'. when the boars come running the plan falls apart and we have the masses running to seperate corners leaving me with an angry mob of vivis and archers chasing me. Please refer once again to problem number one.
~People in my party scatter to the 4 corners of the room and have me trying to run to all of them and heal. It annoys me to no end when i press F3 and heal and suddenly my toon is tearing across the map to a party member nowhere nearby. then f4 and it's another direction. one would think that if you want cleric heals you would you know, stay near the freaking cleric.

I think i'm done for now, but those 3 failed runs today really got my blood boiling. =_=

[Silent Wizard]

"problem number 3: if you would PLEASE get the aggro off me, i could heal you which nullifys your complaint that if you draw aggro you will die."


Why is it that they can have time and keystrokes to shout HEAL! HEAL! but not to STONE! POT! ?

As for aggro, does anyone other than a cleric ever even look at the party status boxes? Do they even know their cleric is in trouble or busy healing someone else?

Everyone wants to pull and kill stuff often at the same time and sometimes too much for lil ol me to deal with.

[Hessah]

Calling me a noob will only serve to make sure that even if i'm not healing or running for my life when i see you dead i will 'dance 5' on your dead body.

Damn straight!! That's something I'd do!

Noob? HUH? Did you say... NOOOOOOB? like.. WHERE? OH look who's the one on the floor... look who's the one that's begging... look who's the one thats gonna lose a heart


And yeah, Robo is all about save yourself first... sometimes if I feel like it, I tell my party "I probably cant heal everyone, so look after yourself too"

If they don't understand that, then they deserve to be dead LOL

[Yasumi]

I love seeing someone shout "Can anyone buff me?" I sometimes reply: "No, only a cleric of the appropriate level can." (^_^)

My cleric is my only male charater. (I am a girl) I find people don't expect a male cleric to be as sensitive to their needs. (although this view could be biased by other factors) Also allows me to tell off idiots who keep spamming me without seeming unladylike.

[Silent Wizard]

I love seeing someone shout "Can anyone buff me?" I sometimes reply: "No, only a cleric of the appropriate level can." (^_^)

LOL thats a good one!

My fav is "buff?" or "buff" to which i reply "nty i have one".

[CabbitDos]

I love seeing someone shout "Can anyone buff me?" I sometimes reply: "No, only a cleric of the appropriate level can." (^_^)

My cleric is my only male charater. (I am a girl) I find people don't expect a male cleric to be as sensitive to their needs. (although this view could be biased by other factors) Also allows me to tell off idiots who keep spamming me without seeming unladylike.

I want to try that out. I'm gonna make a male cleric (I'm a girl, too) and see if I get spammed less. Err... But that means I'm gonna have to transfer my nubular fem-cleric's items to him...
Oh well. The things I do to get a chance to yell at newbs, when in secrecy I have LOTS of experience under mah belt.

[Richie]

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

Isn't that the opposite of the definition of a man?