they do a nice little lunch club down town. ergh.. i don't go down there, i don't want to watch old people eat do i?
it goes everywhere, it makes my stomach turn.
I got given a cheque to go down there and give it them. (i told the woman it was a waste of time.) half of them don't even have any teeth. The other half don't know where they are.
I said look love, There better of putting a bucket of slop in the middle of the room, sticking a few straws in it.
Oh no, its fantastic realy that they wanted me to give them the money.
I said i'd give it them anyway. (god knows what they will do with it.)
And then when i opened up the card and realised...
IT WAS FOR ONLY £1000 POUNDS!!
£1000?
they had £41,000,000 and they were palming me off with a lousy F.ing £1000.
Now listen.
I know i'm not suposed to swear on here but eh.
But £1000? whats the matter with them? the greedy little barstuads.
-tuts-
what are they gonna do with £1000?
You cant even stock up the F.Ing fridge with that.
ooh no, wait.
I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why they can only afford £1000 for the old people.
Because they had spent the whole F.Ing lot of it on champaine.
Yeah that's it.
I went back to her and said, 'you make me sick, love.'
God help the poor africans. That's all i can say.
Cus if that's all they could afford for the poor pensioners.
I tore the cheque in half and threw into her face.
I said 'I wouldn't wipe a donky's arse with it, love'.
Thanks for reading. <3
Nina
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