The New Lunch Club?
 

they do a nice little lunch club down town. ergh.. i don't go down there, i don't want to watch old people eat do i?

it goes everywhere, it makes my stomach turn.
I got given a cheque to go down there and give it them. (i told the woman it was a waste of time.) half of them don't even have any teeth. The other half don't know where they are.

I said look love, There better of putting a bucket of slop in the middle of the room, sticking a few straws in it.
Oh no, its fantastic realy that they wanted me to give them the money.
I said i'd give it them anyway. (god knows what they will do with it.)

And then when i opened up the card and realised...

IT WAS FOR ONLY £1000 POUNDS!!

£1000?

they had £41,000,000 and they were palming me off with a lousy F.ing £1000.

Now listen.
I know i'm not suposed to swear on here but eh.

But £1000? whats the matter with them? the greedy little barstuads.

-tuts-
what are they gonna do with £1000?

You cant even stock up the F.Ing fridge with that.
ooh no, wait.
I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you why they can only afford £1000 for the old people.
Because they had spent the whole F.Ing lot of it on champaine.
Yeah that's it.

I went back to her and said, 'you make me sick, love.'
God help the poor africans. That's all i can say.

Cus if that's all they could afford for the poor pensioners.

I tore the cheque in half and threw into her face.
I said 'I wouldn't wipe a donky's arse with it, love'.


Thanks for reading. <3

Nina :smarty:

I don't even play this version anymore but i come back to see whats happening in the world :)

But girl what is up with you, did u actually get dropped on ur head, i just see random posts about the place from u completely off topic to everything.

I'm presuming this thread was about Comic Relief???

Do you work for a charity and got £1000 or what seriously u WAT!>??!~/?!/ ;laj[ofhcoasdhfakjgbfaskj fkj

nuff said

I was droped out of a plane when i was a baby.

And yes it was from comic relief but i still don't like her she makes me sick.

its not off topic anyway its in the spam area and your alowed to post what you want.






















<3

I totally agree.

What did she say after you threw the pieces of the torn cheque in her face??

Me too.

I agree with myself

That makes three of us! Motion carried! *bangs gavel*