Ninas guide on how to look lovely in a few easy steps <3

[ninacows]

1. Whether people are poor or not is not MY problem, Rather the choices them or their predecessors made.
2. Though this is now in MoS, And therefore not breaking rules, It still rather annoys me that i am being called a "Fat cow" Not that i care about being called names, But what position is a member new to the forums, To call an older member something so insulting?
3. Cows do not have hair, They have a small coat of fur, And cows cannot get dandruff as cows keep themselves coated in whatever they want to keep cool and dry in the summer.
4. Who has the patience to shampoo cows down?

WELL, to start with.
Nina has her very own cow washing service which she makes thousands of $'s.
I think you lie.
No i didnt mean cows had dandruf i meant someone puts dandruf onto the cows.

Anyway me an some of the other girls down at the gates head comunity centre are doing a little fund raiser. To raise money for all the poor little cows who are being trated badly and are being slughtered. Did you know every 38 minutes a cow dies because it drinks bleach?
If you don't belive me log onto the website.
www.ChristIvLeftTheIronOn.com/NoIHavnt/YesIHave

[Loveless]

Really... they drink bleach? Well, you learn something new everyday.

[A_Forever]

BDex 8D

[Senyx The Soulless one]

T_T You people are so incorrigable, All i was doing was watching my back when i saw this post in "Guides" and then it got moved and i still got the third-degree for it? Yeesh. And P.S: Cows have enough stomachs to dilute the bleach as it passes.

[Phantom Badger]

Cows have enough stomachs to dilute the bleach as it passes.

....This. I must try it.

[Senyx The Soulless one]

Yesyes, Since one and a half of the Cows' stomach holds like, a weeks worth of water, The bleach is diluted as it passes through, Antifreeze though.....

[ninacows]

No, you don't know how much bleach they drink Chelsea feeds them whole bottles full of it she also feeds the goose it as well
cya later sweetheart

[Jikanu]

WELL, to start with.
Nina has her very own cow washing service which she makes thousands of $'s.
I think you lie.
No i didnt mean cows had dandruf i meant someone puts dandruf onto the cows.

Anyway me an some of the other girls down at the gates head comunity centre are doing a little fund raiser. To raise money for all the poor little cows who are being trated badly and are being slughtered. Did you know every 38 minutes a cow dies because it drinks bleach?
If you don't belive me log onto the website.
www.ChristIvLeftTheIronOn.com/NoIHavnt/YesIHave

...how do they get their hands on bleach? or should i say hooves? feet? whatever the hell you call the thing cows stand on...

EDIT: also... i have a question, and it's completely serious... is she in anyway related to dcfash from "un happy person"? O_o