Lol Gordon Master KQ goes as follows:
Players start off in a room, and have to kill a bunch of mobs to find a key. Players then use said key to open a door to go down the hall to find more mobs to find another key to open another door to talk to a guy.
After you talk to this guy, he explains that he's been trying to kill Gordon Forever, and that it's fruitless etc., etc., blah blah blah here's three items you need to kill Gordon with.
First item is the sword. If you don't have the sword in range of Gordon, you do 0 dmg to him at all times.
Second is said Ruby of Truth. When Gordon decides to poof away to somewhere else, right click the ruby and then everyone sees on their map where he is.
Third item is the crystal spirit. With that item you use it to... (I'll explain in a bit.)
After collecting all three items, the hero randomly dies DEAD BOOM NO MORE GONZOOO.
Mobs spawn, and you kill them to find the last key to opening doors because it's annoying, and it's all über epicly hard because they fcking hurt .-.
Run up to through the rooms, and before you come to Gordon's room, you see there's this Goblin Statue, and this door that's made of like stone or whatever... wtf?
Use that Spirit majigger thing and click on the Goblin, he's the only thing that can open the door, DON'T KILL THE GOBLIN BEFORE OPENING THE DOOR OR YOU'LL BE SITTING IN THE KQ UNTIL TIME RUNS OUT D<!
k. So now that the Goblin is alive, run him over to the door and wait for him to do his hurtful AoE boom smack against the door, and it breaks. :O!
Kill the Goblin.
Now run up, and pull Gordon out of his room while dying 46325624 times from the Darkness mobs in there... I can't remember the names but they hurt like a mofo with M.Dmg omg... D;!
The it's just a game of hide run and seek.
Hurt Gordon 'til he goes poof, he leaves behind some mini-Gordons, then click the ruby, run to new location, hurt Gordon, lather, rinse, and repeat until he's dead.
And that's Gordon Master KQ.
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