Spirit's national anthem.

**Belaslav** · 04-15-2008, 02:54 AM

Trigger Happy

**Yosei** · 04-15-2008, 03:06 AM

Lmao!

**Belaslav** · 04-15-2008, 03:19 AM

So Yosei, how much for that ad space you're selling?

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 03:34 AM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That had tears in my eyes. And OMG, okay time for true story time.
When I first started worknig at the job I am at now, it only took my boss a few weeks to get to know me really well, so one day he asks me, "so, you tote a gun around with you?" I couldn't lie to him, so I had to tell him "Never leave home without it." He informed me that it was against company policy to have a gun on premises. So I looked at him and said, "Oh, well good to know, we will pretend like this conversation never happened and if you ever ask me again, I know to say no." He just shook his head and walked away, lol.

Okay, and Bela - I never linked you the story of the bull. I will have to find it and post it.

**Yosei** · 04-15-2008, 03:46 AM

Lol, atleast your boss has a sense of humor, well, seems like it.

**Spirit** · 04-15-2008, 03:48 AM

Found it - pulled from my daily writing on the G____G events of the night.
It is old and from back in Dec..

Originally Posted by Spirit

OMG!! The funniest thing happened tonight when we were playing. It was the three amigos playing, Loki, Patches, and me. We were in Uruga sticking close to town killing chickens and pixies, when I heard a noise. The conversation went something like this...
Me: brb - I just heard a noise and I am home alone (at this time I get up to go see what made the noise. Now for those of you who dont know, I live out in the middle of nowhere. I have no close neighbors and I sit in the middle of 8 acres.)
Patches: Does she have a gun
Loki: Yes
Patches: Shoot then ask
Loki: We live in the South, what do you think? Yes, she has a gun (by this time I had my gun in hand and was checking all the doors and looking out windows.)
Patches: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Loki: We live in the heart of redneck country. We shoot first, then ask questions.
At this point I have made it all the way through my house and was coming back into my bedroom, gun still in my hand. I had just checked to make sure I had put the safety back on the gun when I saw something out of the corner of my eye through my bedroom window, and was like wtf??
Then I dropped to my knees and busted out laughing.
My neighbor's bull had gotten loose and was standing next to my front porch!!!!! And I almost shot this bull!!!!

My heart was pounding through my chest, my blood was pumping, and I was laughing so hard, I could hardly talk.

Then later on after Patches had logged out and JT had joined us we were off killing orcs, noxes, and lips when a County Sheriff came to my door. She asked me if it was my bull, and I told her no, but I almost shot the damn thing.
The funny thing about that was that when I came back to my computer, I made a comment in guild chat about a sheriff at my front door, and JT never checked up. Loki knew what was going on, but JT didn't question why a sheriff was at my door or anything. He also had no clue that I almost provided my family with hamburgers for the rest of the year. I guess he thinks this is a normal thing for me, lol.

Oh and Patches leveled up!!!! Yah!!!
And my scroll production is up to 7700.

Join us next time for more exciting GG action....
same GG time.... same GG station....

**Blaaaaaaaah** · 04-15-2008, 03:48 AM

ROFLMAO. So Spirity. xD

**Lady-Loki** · 04-15-2008, 05:10 AM

Love it!

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"Trigger Happy"

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away