This is how it's done! [for people with a sense of humor, if you have none, gtfo]

[O-mie]

Once or twice a day, sometimes even five times a day, Lilian and I cook together. The finished product is always quite delicious and juicy! Though tends to be quite messy from the baking process.

First, she approaches me with a chicken, but I have to prepare the chicken for baking. So, first I have to take the chicken in my hands and rub it with oil and other ingredients to get it prepared, until its nice and ready! Meanwhile, she's created a sauce and forces me to taste-test it! Its quite delicious, really, but she won't let me have more of it until later!

So, once all that's done, I make her turn the right knobs and press the right buttons on the oven to heat it up. Well, that's quite a task now isn't it?! I mean not every button will get the oven hot! So, once the oven is hot and prepared, she stuffs her chicken inside it, but its a tight fit, so sometimes there is a struggle to make the chicken fit in all the way!

Ah, but we finally manage it, and the chicken gets hot and starts to bake, but you know Lilian, she just has to check so often, so she often takes it out of the oven, then shoves it back in. When its at the right temperature and has been in and out of the oven long enough, we take it out of the oven and all done, even though we kind of left it in long enough for it to explode all its sauces everywhere. =[ Its okay though, the oven is a self-cleaning one!

And the chicken was delicious.

The end!

And in the sequal, I will be supplying the chicken!