This is how it's done! [for people with a sense of humor, if you have none, gtfo]
 

Once or twice a day, sometimes even five times a day, Lilian and I cook together. The finished product is always quite delicious and juicy! Though tends to be quite messy from the baking process.

First, she approaches me with a chicken, but I have to prepare the chicken for baking. So, first I have to take the chicken in my hands and rub it with oil and other ingredients to get it prepared, until its nice and ready! Meanwhile, she's created a sauce and forces me to taste-test it! Its quite delicious, really, but she won't let me have more of it until later!

So, once all that's done, I make her turn the right knobs and press the right buttons on the oven to heat it up. Well, that's quite a task now isn't it?! I mean not every button will get the oven hot! So, once the oven is hot and prepared, she stuffs her chicken inside it, but its a tight fit, so sometimes there is a struggle to make the chicken fit in all the way!

Ah, but we finally manage it, and the chicken gets hot and starts to bake, but you know Lilian, she just has to check so often, so she often takes it out of the oven, then shoves it back in. When its at the right temperature and has been in and out of the oven long enough, we take it out of the oven and all done, even though we kind of left it in long enough for it to explode all its sauces everywhere. =[ Its okay though, the oven is a self-cleaning one!

And the chicken was delicious.

The end!

And in the sequal, I will be supplying the chicken!

Lol o.o

LMFAO!

yes I quite enjoy the cooking sessions. I didn't even know what all you can do with a Chicken until I met you!

*puts on chef hat* BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! Now, what should we cook next?!

well, I'm looking forward to the chicken you're supplying. Maybe we can prepare it in a different way!

I was thinking the same thing myself! Perhaps we should beat it this time, to make it more tender? Or soak it in a fine sauce!

sigh... all this talk is really making me hungry for some chicken now... :[

I just want you to stuff me with your best recipe prepared chicken until I'm filled to the brim!

ofcourse, best of all is, I don't ever get fat from your cooking. :3

Yup, its nutritious AND delicious! And best of all, it only takes 15-30 minutes to make!

*puts chef hat on lil* Let us make haste into the kitchen and cook!

Cooking Mamas!

okay.

you should probably put an apron on and take off your other clothes.. just so you don't get any sauce on them. you know how that stuff tends to spray around while cooking.. o: