Cleric Rant Thread

Moririen · 06-12-2009, 02:47 PM

i asked a lvl 60 cleric to buff me once for a kq but then he asked me to buff him cause he said that he had no magic and that if he didn't have my buff he'd die even though he had like 2000 health

Silent Wizard · 06-12-2009, 03:42 PM

he could only be talking about the party buffs for which he had not purchased skills. sounds like a line of whooie to me.

Halvorson · 06-18-2009, 05:23 AM

lolz i agree with everything so far, but you all missed one thing.

EVERY F-ING TIME ( ok well almost everytime) I GET IN A KQ the fighters are all like no no i cant tank, the boss will kill me.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOUR THE FIGHTER THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO TANK!!! jesus h freaking popsicle, i turn out to be the one who has to tank, i hate pansy fighters , not all fighter suck, but atleast 32% do

**Hessah** · 06-18-2009, 05:27 AM

32% is an underestimate xD

when you start getting fighters who CAN tank, but decide to go to the bathroom right in the middle of it all, then lose aggro on the boss, and it went and stomp on everyone else...

there's more incompetent fighters out there than you realise.. xD

Then he comes back and say "geez i went to the bathroom for a sec and look at happened"

YES LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

Halvorson · 06-18-2009, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by Hessah

32% is an underestimate xD

when you start getting fighters who CAN tank, but decide to go to the bathroom right in the middle of it all, then lose aggro on the boss, and it went and stomp on everyone else...

there's more incompetent fighters out there than you realise.. xD

Then he comes back and say "geez i went to the bathroom for a sec and look at happened"

YES LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

Bomme · 06-18-2009, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Halvorson

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

I'd like to see a documentry on Nat Geo about that!

KittyZephy · 06-23-2009, 10:11 PM

Ok, i've moved on past mara kq, breezed through gold hill with relatively few blows to my already battered and broken views of the community and got thrust blindly into the world of robo kq. Now i understand that everyone has it hard in this kq but seriously, i feel like clerics are SO underappreciated there!

So in my last run about an hour or so ago, within 5-6 mins of the kq starting, i'm running with a train of angry kebings/wolves/boars chasing me in the tiny room while the mages/archers dead on the floor spam for a rez, and the fighters who refuse to snare/mock demand healing.
problem number 1: if i'm dead, i cant heal you
problem number 2: if i stop running for my life/healing my self, i die which leads back to problem number one
problem number 3: if you would PLEASE get the aggro off me, i could heal you which nullifys your complaint that if you draw aggro you will die.

Petpeeves of mine:
~If you're not in my party, do not insult me with snarky comments like
"man what good clerics we have, cant even get a rez" "omg zeph you noob rez me"
if i'm struggling to keep the mages/archers in my party alive since they keep drawing the aggro of multiple things with their aoe skills, i cant rez you. Calling me a noob will only serve to make sure that even if i'm not healing or running for my life when i see you dead i will 'dance 5' on your dead body. If i have the time i will rez dead people because as a cleric i know it is somewhat my responsibility to keep people alive. Keep in mind my priority of course is to keep the people in my own damn party alive first.
~ Kill the freaking vivis. We always dance during that 2 mins of safety, we always make the plan to 'kill the vivis and archers first'. when the boars come running the plan falls apart and we have the masses running to seperate corners leaving me with an angry mob of vivis and archers chasing me. Please refer once again to problem number one.
~People in my party scatter to the 4 corners of the room and have me trying to run to all of them and heal. It annoys me to no end when i press F3 and heal and suddenly my toon is tearing across the map to a party member nowhere nearby. then f4 and it's another direction. one would think that if you want cleric heals you would you know, stay near the freaking cleric.

I think i'm done for now, but those 3 failed runs today really got my blood boiling. =_=

Richie · 08-04-2009, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by Halvorson

exactly, completely his fault and he blames other people, also known as the "wont accept responsibility for anything" guy, yet another of 42 known species of nub

Isn't that the opposite of the definition of a man?

**Hessah** · 06-12-2009, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Moririen

i asked a lvl 60 cleric to buff me once for a kq but then he asked me to buff him cause he said that he had no magic and that if he didn't have my buff he'd die even though he had like 2000 health

Either they were trying to play a joke on your.. or you were talking to a mage...

<--- gets asked for a buff a lot on my mage O_o

06-17-2009, 12:12 AM

Today's rant - I'm soloing as usual kicking the crap out of Lizard Knights when a fighter comes flying up needing to be healed from a poisoning. I heal her, buff her, and restore her hit points before I finish of the mob I was on. It drops the claw needed for the quest, and SHE grabs it before I could. Then she had the nerve to spam me with party requests and couldn't understand why I wouldn't party with her. WTF, really? I ended up heading to CP2 for a different quest just to get away from her. Someone else added to my list of people never to help out list.