An Insult war between me and a dickhead

[Phantom Badger]

Well there's this dickhead who I know and he loves to bully me anyway he can, be it Xbox LIVE parties or in school. But I tell ya, watching him TRY to make a comeback is funny as shit;

Sam: "join our party Josh, we want to bully you :D"
Me: "Why dont you do us a favour and end your pitiful life ? ;) "
Sam"ss that what you say to your mirror every morning ? lol"
Me:"Atleast if I died my mum would attend my funeral instead of whoring herself out to strangers."
Sam:"ff u died my mum wouldnt whore herself out seeing as ur her only customer as ur the only one desperate enough to buy her"
Me:"Nah, I prefer women that dont disprove Darwins theory of evolution."
Sam: "i dont see y not because your doing it yourself"
Me: "Well tbh, you're prime evidence that we come from shit-flinging apes"
Sam: "and your prime evidense we shit-flinging apes come from a lower form of intelligence"
Me:"Yeah. I am clearly 'evidense' of evolution. As when placed next to a dick head like you, proving that we have evolved from being with lower intelligence becomes childplay"
Sam:"well i bet you'd love a bit of 'childplay'. bet you were devestated when michael jackson died"
Me:"LOL, Sam, you're losing your touch. You need to work more on your comebacks before you embarass yourself like that."

I'll keep you up-to-date as it progresses.