An Insult war between me and a dickhead
 

Well there's this dickhead who I know and he loves to bully me anyway he can, be it Xbox LIVE parties or in school. But I tell ya, watching him TRY to make a comeback is funny as shit;

Sam: "join our party Josh, we want to bully you :D"
Me: "Why dont you do us a favour and end your pitiful life ? ;) "
Sam"ss that what you say to your mirror every morning ? lol"
Me:"Atleast if I died my mum would attend my funeral instead of whoring herself out to strangers."
Sam:"ff u died my mum wouldnt whore herself out seeing as ur her only customer as ur the only one desperate enough to buy her"
Me:"Nah, I prefer women that dont disprove Darwins theory of evolution."
Sam: "i dont see y not because your doing it yourself"
Me: "Well tbh, you're prime evidence that we come from shit-flinging apes"
Sam: "and your prime evidense we shit-flinging apes come from a lower form of intelligence"
Me:"Yeah. I am clearly 'evidense' of evolution. As when placed next to a dick head like you, proving that we have evolved from being with lower intelligence becomes childplay"
Sam:"well i bet you'd love a bit of 'childplay'. bet you were devestated when michael jackson died"
Me:"LOL, Sam, you're losing your touch. You need to work more on your comebacks before you embarass yourself like that."

I'll keep you up-to-date as it progresses.

This is epic. Not sure if it's epic in terms of fail or win, but it's one of the two.

lol that was different.

I've yet to recieve a reply. I feel unloved.

HAHA he's just repeating what you said...

That's what SHE said...

Your mom!

Pwn'd.

:3 I'm gunna die on school on monday, oh well~ I'm getting him banned from Xbox LIVE, so far gotten about 7 people to file a complaint.

Plus, I'm proud of my argumental skillz

Logic doesn't work on a bully. If he starts shit with you outside of school, look him right in the eyes and then kick him in the balls.