anti-jokes

Pedobear · 10-25-2007, 11:20 AM

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

only one, although a stepstool may be necessary depending on the placement of the lightbulb

**a.L** · 10-25-2007, 11:25 AM

Zotius · 10-25-2007, 12:24 PM

I have a few jokes....

Why did the chef throw the butter out the window?
Why did the boy throw a pail of water out the window?
Why did the chef go to jail?

**a.L** · 10-25-2007, 01:16 PM

Because they had a random urge to do it.

Zotius · 10-25-2007, 01:37 PM

o.0 Nice try... Try harder...

**a.L** · 10-25-2007, 01:41 PM

It was the National "Throw stuff out your window" Championships. The chef used illegal substances to boost his performance.

Zotius · 10-25-2007, 01:46 PM

No he wanted to see butterfly. Get it?

**a.L** · 10-25-2007, 01:52 PM

I like my one better. =(

Zotius · 10-25-2007, 02:45 PM

Oh well that's how it goes. As for the rest...

The boy wanted to see waterfall. ^_^
The chef beat up the eggs and whipped the cream. ^_^

What is MMORPG? (I like this... Many should know this one.)

Pedobear · 10-25-2007, 07:12 PM

no. this is anti-jokes, not unfunny jokes.

another example:

Your momma is so fat, I'm concerned she may experience health complications later in life and may be at risk of getting diabetes.

or....

3 guys walk into a bar

they order a few rounds of drinks, enjoy their beverages and converse with one another. after some time, they pay their tab. two of them take a taxi and the the third one walks because he lives close to the bar.