anti-jokes
 

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

only one, although a stepstool may be necessary depending on the placement of the lightbulb

O_o

I have a few jokes....

Why did the chef throw the butter out the window?
Why did the boy throw a pail of water out the window?
Why did the chef go to jail?

Because they had a random urge to do it.

o.0 Nice try... Try harder...

It was the National "Throw stuff out your window" Championships. The chef used illegal substances to boost his performance.

No he wanted to see butterfly. Get it?

I like my one better. =(

Oh well that's how it goes. As for the rest...

The boy wanted to see waterfall. ^_^
The chef beat up the eggs and whipped the cream. ^_^

What is MMORPG? (I like this... Many should know this one.)

no. this is anti-jokes, not unfunny jokes.

another example:

Your momma is so fat, I'm concerned she may experience health complications later in life and may be at risk of getting diabetes.

or....


3 guys walk into a bar

they order a few rounds of drinks, enjoy their beverages and converse with one another. after some time, they pay their tab. two of them take a taxi and the the third one walks because he lives close to the bar.