Ninas guide to having great jewelry for FREE
 

Hello there I am Nina Cows.
And this is my new guide to having great jewelry without paying for it.

This is Bonise
->>>>> :urweird:
as you can see, she is dead plain and devistatingly poor.

But i'm here to help. your here for me to show you how you can achieve my... Stunning look.:zomg:

to start with you will need to celo tape yourself into a chair.
but dont worry its for your own safety.

As i said Bonise here is a bit pikey :urweird:

Anyway.

We all know that jewelry can be VERY expensive. But not if you get it from a catalog. Literaly.

Lets start with a necklace (you will need to cut it out of the book if you cant afford scissors you can use your teeth.)

Obviously you will need earings as well, nothing too tarty. Perhaps some nice gold ones. (you can just celo tape them onto your ears)

BUT, you don't have to stop there! oh no, if you fancy a new nose or eyes you can cut them out and stick them on too.


And there you have it. This is how you can achive a glamorous look with little effort, cost or pain.
A world of hurt comes when i show you how to take it all off next time.

thank you for reading my guide
see you next time.

<3 love you all <3

SERIOUSLY. This does not belong in our guide section. I already told you that the guide section is for game guides ONLY.

You post one more guide that has nothing to do with Fieta in the guide section and it will result in an infraction.

This stuff belongs in Mountain of Spam section.

you should of called it Fiesta game guides then
if you dont belive me log onto the webiste.
www.NoImNotSittingDown.co.uk

Sweetie, have you read the decription for the guides section?

It states: Share your knowledge to others by creating guides and FAQs. Help new members in their quest inside the world of Fiesta Online.

Please post your off the wall topics in Mountain of Spam where they belong.

-Blood pressure over 9000-

Srsly. I'm dying over here. Need some serious t3 potions.

It's a Fiesta fansite, love.

Oh i am sorry
Im going for the announcer title

We do not have announcer titles on here.

I think you came in the wrong door.

Hahahahaha

T_T Wh-what?

You came here and made the most nonsensical posts in the world, Wrong place and all....

For a title that you can only get IN the GAME?

Ok, ok, I get the joke.

Everyone can come out now, Go on, Get out from behind the couch. I see you.

Just go onto www.youtube.com and type in Karen taylor cheap perfume and you will see what i mean.

This is why they have special classes for people like this...

Actaully, a lot is explained if you will actually search that out on youtube.

scab

Oh thank you

scab ? as in the thing that helps wounds heal ? Isn't that a compliment ?

Thank you.

Yes that type of scab.


You hate me now don't you

I love your posts keep them up (in MOS of course) cause my work day is made better by your fun funniness.

LOL

:laugh:

Nope. I'm just mildly irritated, and a bit nausiated xD

-Hands you lil blue pill and pepto bismul-

this should calm you and your stomach down.

Now have a nice day.

Mr Miggins says not to take pills....

Oh no Mr Miggins.... I couldn't...Kill...him....

Heh...hehe....Mrahahahahahwhgujfgjwrgewv.

Thats cause Mr Miggins wants all the nice blue pills for himself and doesn't want you to be happy. Mr Miggins doesn't :cutielove: you. He is only :arg: you cause he thinks :urweird: and is of the :devil: while I am :angel:

___Fiesta Fan____.......____Dr. Happypill's Asylum___
-------___-------------------------------____---------------
------|----|-------------------------.----|-----|
------|---o|-----------------------.------|---o|
------|___|------------------------------|___|

Because you're in the wrong Matrix! :zomg:

Electrolytes.

Mr. Miggins wants green. MrahahahahahaiwgrfwgjEDHD.

LOOOOOL

Mine are pink. Go figure.

Lol. Looks like FF's discovered a new breed of troll.

(.¯.)

thats extremly rude and immature. are you proud of yourself?

I'd be hard pressed into calling her a troll. More of a...performance artist.

I don't see how it's rude... you are acting as what is defined as a troll... if you dont mean to be called one, or take offence to it, then simply try to avoid the action causing people to believe you are, in fact, a troll.

Give it a rest sweetheart. At least my picture isn't salad fingers. Lol.

1. that was my first post on it... i dont see how that's a "give it a rest" thing...

2. Salad Fingers is my hero.

EDIT: also, i was simply pointing out a flaw in your logic, nothing wrong, therefore you have no reason to chastize me. v.v

Well that other person is a fat cow anyway

I beg to differ. they were on the same line as me. you were posting inflamitory posts in CLEARLY wrong places, therefore making you a troll.

Alrite then, love.
Edit: too lazy to argue :P

And yet...you're taking the bait and arguing with someone you've called a troll. It's like beating your head against the wall.