Ninas guide to having great jewelry for FREE

ninacows · 03-26-2009, 05:53 PM

Hello there I am Nina Cows.
And this is my new guide to having great jewelry without paying for it.

This is Bonise
->>>>>

as you can see, she is dead plain and devistatingly poor.

But i'm here to help. your here for me to show you how you can achieve my... Stunning look.

to start with you will need to celo tape yourself into a chair.
but dont worry its for your own safety.

As i said Bonise here is a bit pikey

Anyway.

We all know that jewelry can be VERY expensive. But not if you get it from a catalog. Literaly.

Lets start with a necklace (you will need to cut it out of the book if you cant afford scissors you can use your teeth.)

Obviously you will need earings as well, nothing too tarty. Perhaps some nice gold ones. (you can just celo tape them onto your ears)

BUT, you don't have to stop there! oh no, if you fancy a new nose or eyes you can cut them out and stick them on too.

And there you have it. This is how you can achive a glamorous look with little effort, cost or pain.
A world of hurt comes when i show you how to take it all off next time.

thank you for reading my guide
see you next time.

<3 love you all <3

**Spirit** · 03-26-2009, 05:55 PM

SERIOUSLY. This does not belong in our guide section. I already told you that the guide section is for game guides ONLY.

You post one more guide that has nothing to do with Fieta in the guide section and it will result in an infraction.

This stuff belongs in Mountain of Spam section.

ninacows · 03-26-2009, 05:56 PM

you should of called it Fiesta game guides then
if you dont belive me log onto the webiste.
www.NoImNotSittingDown.co.uk

Senyx The Soulless one · 03-26-2009, 05:59 PM

-Blood pressure over 9000-

Srsly. I'm dying over here. Need some serious t3 potions.

**Loveless** · 03-26-2009, 05:59 PM

It's a Fiesta fansite, love.

ninacows · 03-26-2009, 06:03 PM

Oh i am sorry
Im going for the announcer title

**A_Forever** · 03-26-2009, 06:05 PM

LOOOOOOOOOL.

**Spirit** · 03-26-2009, 06:06 PM

We do not have announcer titles on here.

I think you came in the wrong door.

Senyx The Soulless one · 03-26-2009, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by ninacows

Oh i am sorry
Im going for the announcer title

T_T Wh-what?

You came here and made the most nonsensical posts in the world, Wrong place and all....

For a title that you can only get IN the GAME?

Ok, ok, I get the joke.

Everyone can come out now, Go on, Get out from behind the couch. I see you.

**Spirit** · 03-26-2009, 05:59 PM

Sweetie, have you read the decription for the guides section?

It states: Share your knowledge to others by creating guides and FAQs. Help new members in their quest inside the world of Fiesta Online.

Please post your off the wall topics in Mountain of Spam where they belong.