Can someone teach me Tagalog?

[kirbysprite]

Okay, I go to church... well it's not really a church, it's call a Kingdom Hall.

Anyway... the talks (usually called masses in churches) are in Tagalog, and I do not understand, even though I'm Filipino.

Is there some way to learn Tagalog very fast?

After reading that thread on the MoS where Serodin (the First) and serodin (the second) where talking Tagalog, I hope one of them can teach to me.

[Kreain]

hey i dont know any tagalog but two girls in my class are filipno so teach me some so i can p*ss them off in humanities where is set next to both of them.

[Rof]

lol dont ask serodin.... hes just gonna teach you malicious tagalog words! lmao.

biro lang Sero! hehehe!

[Ivramire]

wonder how many of us there are.

There's the Seros (all 3 of them) me an Rof, and now Kirby.

I only count as half though :3

[Ralath]

I thought you said you looked like that guy from Bleach... o.O

[Ralath]

Wait. Why don't you ask me to speak Tag-a-long

Pagluto ka!

Inatawag nganì kitá ni Tatay.

Kaina mo yaan.