Spider KQ tanks

[Uklyvian]

You would think that by level 60, fighters would know how to tank, oh contrare. I was in a spider kq with two other fighters, I was the highest level, highest HP, highest defense, the obvious tank. So a level 60 fighter decides he wants to tank, okay sure, as long as you can handle it.

So I step back a bit and DD for a while, when I notice the mobs are being split up, thus making the mages have to nova twice instead of just once. So I whisper said fighter and tell him to be careful to keep the mobs together so the mages can aoe. I was really nice about it, but he ignores me. He constantly seperated mobs and made the mages work really hard. Then the robbers came and he decided he wants to tank those too. He gets all four and is stoning as fast as he can and yelling at his cleric about how she isn't healing fast enough. I'm sorry but if a mob hits you for 700 or so, and there are 4 of them, and you only have 3500 hp anyway, what can one cleric do?

So he dies and I get the robbers and we go about our kq. The whole time he is trying to mock the robbers off me and failing because I can keep aggro. Then the ultras, he mocks then moves them away from everyone because we won't notice him trying to steal 4 ultras, wtf. I move them away from the nova when i don't have a mage too, but i only move one, moving all of them is just stupid.

We want to kill king spider, and we do it, and he keeps mocking, and dying, and yelling at his cleric. What the hell.