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[Lilian]

Okay guys.

I'm gonna go sleep for an undetermined amount of time now, but I have a question for you for when I get up, and it is a most serious matter indeed.

Here's the scenario: When I wake up, I will want cereal. I don't have any milk. I do have some juice and soda.

Here's the question: How largely would the replacing of milk with either juice or soda lessen the likelihood that the cereal experience will be a happy one? Also, will there be unrecoverable side-effects?

I ask you this because I simply must have cereal when I get up and I usually eat my cereal with milk, which is, in this case, impossible.

Discuss. I expect results when I get up. D: