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10-14-2008, 04:15 AM
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Hardcore Procrastinator
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[Joke] Guess Who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
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Ninja text! For those who's easily amused
I can show you the woooorld!
I don't want to see it!
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10-14-2008, 04:24 AM
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Super Moderator
In-Game Name: Espei
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Hahaha
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10-14-2008, 06:53 AM
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FF's Official Weirdo
In-Game Name: [BlackDragonEX - Paladin]
Current Level: [BlackDragonEX - 73]
Server: Teva
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Ebil all right :3
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10-14-2008, 07:04 AM
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.:~*♥*~:.
In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
Server: Teva
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Business has never been better, Thompson!
omgnuwai :O
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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I pay to play the RL MMORPG, College. 4 years grinding in college gets you a piece of paper for the rest of your life and you can buy enough stuff to +9 your car//house.
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10-14-2008, 07:06 AM
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Goblin Swordman
In-Game Name: yummy
Current Level: skewl
Posts: 463
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hahaha
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10-15-2008, 04:18 AM
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Hardcore Procrastinator
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[Joke] Phone Line
Some of these are kinda old... but since is so dead i'll SPAM it up!
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."
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Ninja text! For those who's easily amused
I can show you the woooorld!
I don't want to see it!
okay...
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10-15-2008, 04:57 AM
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Goblin Swordman
In-Game Name: yummy
Current Level: skewl
Posts: 463
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rofl!!!!!
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10-15-2008, 04:59 AM
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Yank me.
In-Game Name: -quit-
Current Level: -quit-
Server: Teva
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Originally Posted by Hessah
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Some of these are kinda old... but since is so dead i'll SPAM it up!
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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I''ve come to activate your phone lines."
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