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Old 07-11-2008, 03:44 AM   #1
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I want to work at Google. Please ._.[Heavy]

My dad sent me this o:


We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously ... as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light ...


Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors ... There are also poles available ... they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.


Food. Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink.


Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.


INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers.


LEISURE. Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.



Technical Support: Problem with your computer ? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ...


Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.


REST ... This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums ... !!!


Ambiance ... There are many books in this library ... even some about programming !!
My question .... When do they work ... ?
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:46 AM   #2
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Ha, it leaves out how if they miss work or are late a few days in a row, they get canned. Job security ftw?
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:46 AM   #3
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LOL!!!!! as I scrolled down the exact thought was in my mind

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My question .... When do they work ... ?

the slide is awesome... that's much faster than the lifts for sure!
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the slide is awesome... that's much faster than the lifts for sure!
Mebbe... not when you want to get up... :s
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:59 AM   #5
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Nice. I've seen a video of their company once. This is how every company should be. Keep your employees happy = better work results.
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:14 AM   #6
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And that's just their Zurich office.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7290322.stm

More pics:

http://www.hemmy.net/2008/03/17/goog...ice-in-zurich/
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:23 AM   #7
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I want to slide down that slide......
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