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03-24-2008, 05:32 PM
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Real 911 Calls
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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03-24-2008, 06:01 PM
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Corgi Addict
In-Game Name: Cubyrop(WoW)
Current Level: 85
Server: Maelstrom
Posts: 5,902
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Special people o.o
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03-24-2008, 10:12 PM
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Ich Bin Ein Berliner!
In-Game Name: Xsile
Current Level: 4x
Server: Bijou/Teva
Posts: 583
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xD LoLz ahahahahahaha
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03-25-2008, 05:41 AM
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.:~*♥*~:.
In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
Server: Teva
Posts: 1,544
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If I ever saw epic win...
this video is it.
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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03-25-2008, 05:53 AM
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WONDERARCHER
Server: Teva
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LOL, agreed with Yosei xD
@ Ralath's video
... ... o-o;
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