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08-06-2008, 04:53 PM
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In-Game Name: booyah8877
Current Level: 88.65
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Originally Posted by Eruantien
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I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".
I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...
I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.
She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".
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Lol.
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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08-06-2008, 05:06 PM
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In-Game Name: Espei
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Originally Posted by Eruantien
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I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".
I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...
I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.
She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".
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08-06-2008, 05:40 PM
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Marlone Captain
In-Game Name: dunno
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Originally Posted by Loveless
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LMAO.
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Just thinking...
...meyb when you see one of these rumply-endowed figures heading your way on the bus, you can relate to them a funny anecdote so they too will laugh *their* asses off. Then you simply ask them to pick it up and put it in storage 
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08-06-2008, 06:00 PM
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In-Game Name: booyah8877
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^A little creepy.
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Originally Posted by el eye Zee
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Lol. He said, "I'll punch you in the boob." and I was like, "I'll punch you in the bawlz and we both know that hurts more D<" and he was like, "I won't let you." and I was like, "d00d.. ur a tiny piece of sheet. u punch, i punch. mine will hurt more." and then he was like, "People are probably talking to me. g2g."
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I pay to play the RL MMORPG, College. 4 years grinding in college gets you a piece of paper for the rest of your life and you can buy enough stuff to +9 your car//house.
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08-06-2008, 06:02 PM
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In-Game Name: Belisama
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^Agreed. ^^Who thinks about that?
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08-06-2008, 07:53 PM
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Marlone Captain
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Originally Posted by Belisama
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^Agreed. ^^Who thinks about that?
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lol...actually it was a modified thought, if such things exist.
the original was from a joke a read from the inside of a Christmas cracker one year:
Q: "What goes HAHA *bonk*"
A: A person laughing their head off
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08-06-2008, 07:58 PM
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Fire Mushroom
In-Game Name: Belisama
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Originally Posted by Eruantien
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lol...actually it was a modified thought, if such things exist.
the original was from a joke a read from the inside of a Christmas cracker one year:
Q: "What goes HAHA *bonk*"
A: A person laughing their head off
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LMAO! That's hilarious!
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08-06-2008, 08:40 PM
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Yank me.
In-Game Name: -quit-
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Originally Posted by Eruantien
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I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".
I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...
I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.
She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".
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08-06-2008, 08:43 PM
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Speedy Slime
In-Game Name: Zerind
Current Level: 67
Server: Apoline <---Bestest server ever :D
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ROFL
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