The Story of how She Banned Me From The Guild
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I was getting ready to go out for a nice meal with my family when i was having a bit of trouble choosing what to wear. So I logged off of Fiesta and said to Nina don’t ban me from the guild. My mum suggested a dress which i had already worn twise and no im not wearing it three times, 2 was bad enough. I put more lip gloss on and put my iphone in my prada bag, my new one.
I walked down the hallway when my sister came bursting out of her room shouting “For god sake, she’s stolen it hasn’t sheâ€
Then I glared at her. “Stolen what†i shouted at her.
“My gaffa tape, it makes me look slimmer if you stand next to a black wallâ€
I gave her one last stare and shoved her down the stairs and she landed on a random roller skate which was lying on the floor.
My mum screamed then said “Oh its only her it doesnt matterâ€
My sister was crying and i could see her make-up cracking as she sobbed. I walked down the stairs in my Gucci stilettos. I stood on her back and sighed “get a fucking grip off yourself little girlâ€.
I picked her up and we staggered to the new car. “Where are we going mum†i asked in a stressed out tone. She didn’t reply.
I was just about to pull a knife on her and make her tell me but I stopped my self, as tempting as it was I didn’t.
“its a surprise, you will have to wait until we get thereâ€
After a few hours of travelling (actually hours I’m not lying). We finally arrived at didcot.
When we got there I could not believe my eyes, we had ended up in some disgusting, council estate (Cats every where).
Oh what was it called... oh yeah HUNGRY HORSE? You would not believe what the sign looked like outside... it had a picture of a horse on it... EATING A BURGER.
We got in and my mum said “Find a table with your sister and we’ll get drinks, do you want the usual?â€
I nodded and looked around for a table; suddenly I felt a huge shiver down my back and almost fainted (God knows how).
I found a nice little table in the corner away from everyone because every time we eat out everyone stares at my sister because she eats like a slob, and nobody likes to watch fat people eat do they. Woah sorry nuzu.
Mum came over to us with my drink (Vodka and coke) and she gave my sister a glass of water. “Cheers†I said.
I picked up the menu and took a sniff of it. It stank of Mustard and peas... then I saw the Candy mania (Drools) I said “Mum can I have a candy mania after the dinner?â€
“Yes but you must eat your dinner†said mum smiling, nodding and frowning at the same time.
The waitress Laura came over after about 10 minutes of waiting. She stared at me so I cut her a dirty look and flicked my hair in her face. “I’ll have the raw mince on its own†I said to my mum. “Oh I don’t think you’ll like that love.†My mum replied. Laura suddenly butted in – “For fuck sake hurry up I’ve already dropped the prawn cocktail on the floor and this is my last day so please hurry up I need to get to the party I’m late alreadyâ€
“Alright love!†I screamed
She scowled at me, Mum ordered the fresh goose’s foot and my sister ordered the king size duck, prawn and octopus risotto.
“Service is slow today†said Mum as she looked around to see where they were.
“Yeah they usually take about 3 minutes to cook the goose†my sister exclaimed.
I saw Laura struggling with the dishes as she slowly plodded to the table. “Raw mince?â€
“Oh here†I said. Then she threw the dish onto the table and gave mum and the scab their dinners.
I looked around for some tomato sauce but there was none around. “Umm, Excuse me. Would I be able to have some tomato ketchup please?â€
She sighed and walked into the kitchen. Soon after she walked out to us with a packet of Smarties in her hand
“No not Smarties, Ketchup!†I shouted. After the disgusting meal and pudding we went back into the car park. We walked to the car and I accidently stood the back of my sisters cream and green dinner dress. I heard it tear and she feel backwards... I grabbed hold of her hair and dragged it to the ground. I whispered into her ear “get a move on you stupid cowâ€. We got into the car and eventually arrived back home. I walked up the stairs and logged back into Fiesta to find I had been banned from the guild. I knew straight away it was Nina.
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