The 2 Dollar Bill

[Ralath]

Manager: "Fine -- have it your way then."

Me: "Hey, that's Burger King, isn't it?"

LOL!

But otherwise.... *headdesk*

[Mindspank]

Two dollar bills are actually OUT of print but still in circulation.

And if you really wanna toss someone off guard, try this:

Sometimes when im feeling extra idiotic, ill go to Dairy queen, or any other food establishment where the younger, more attractive yet less intelligent women work. ill walk up, order my food, all confident, all smiles, start a bit of conversation during the ordering process. Turn on a bit of the Charisma, make a few bluff checks. Then when the subject of cash comes up for my total, ill thumb through my wallet, look for a bit and be like "eeehhh do you take out of state cash?"

Gets about 90% of the people I ask. The other 10% just laugh. Great ice breaker if the woman you like works food service, and generally entertaining none the less. ESPECIALLY HERE IN KOREA!!!

[Belaslav]

Oh gawd... That made me laugh so hard.

[+Tequila+]

lol priceless laughs .

lol those lines are epic win....
Manager: "Tell him to come back later when he has real money."

Server: "I can't tell him that! You tell him."

Manager: "Just tell him."