FF's Fairytale... or Tragedy?

**Blaaaaaaaah** · 02-02-2008, 07:39 AM

Note:
KaazesHealerHore = iDerrick.
Sokua = Esen.

One day, Esen and Blahs were peacefully dancing when a pervert came along and started checking out Esen.

He went up to Esen and tried to seduce her by kissing her on the cheek!! But no fear, iDerrick - who had a crush on Esen, had came to the rescue!

DerrDerr seized this opportunity to be Esen's hero and win her love. He gathered up all his energy within his fist. "KAAAAAMEEE HAAAAAAMEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he yelled! He swung his fist forward, aiming for Yesterday11's head, and...

he missed.

The two guys immediately started throwing punches at each other, trying to knock each other out. Yesterday11 even managed to land a punch through DerrDerr's stomach!

But alas! DerrDerr was a cleric! And Yesterday11 realised his chances of killing a cleric was minuscule, so he ran away!

After "winning" the battle, DerrDerr decided to confess his love. However, although he may be able to win a fist fight, he is a complete dope at trying to win a girl's love. This was fairly obvious from the slightly pathetic look on his face.

He paced around nervously, and began to stutter. He took a deep breath...

... and he was rejected!!

The truth was revealed - Esen already belonged to Blaaahs! Blaaahs was furious that DerrDerr dared to ask Esen out, so she took out her mighty sword and plunged it into his stomach. Even his heal can't help him now. He hopelessly tried to stop the sword with his hands, but he underestimated the power of Blahs and failed saving himself.

Finally, Esen and Blahs lived happily ever after.

The End.

**A_Forever** · 02-02-2008, 07:43 AM

**iDerrick** · 02-02-2008, 07:44 AM

You forget the part that Derrick was so emotionally hurt that he uninstalled the game, then jumped out the second story window of his house landing on his head and dies.

**A_Forever** · 02-02-2008, 07:44 AM

So, are you a zombie?

**Blaaaaaaaah** · 02-02-2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by iDerrick

You forget the part that Derrick was so emotionally hurt that he uninstalled the game, then jumped out the second story window of his house landing on his head and dies.

That is not important. :3

Esen · 02-02-2008, 07:48 AM

... I swear I posted here already. D: *going crazy* Anyways...

Oh my XD I love your screens Blahs <3

**Enraya** · 02-02-2008, 08:15 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MORE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at Blaaaaahs xD

**Hessah** · 02-02-2008, 08:57 AM

xDDDD

Derdre became a hero for nothing!

**viasta** · 02-02-2008, 01:57 PM

aw, he got netuered(sp)

**Lady-Loki** · 02-02-2008, 02:21 PM

Kinda tragedy to me, all around, ya, cuz these inter-guild relationships, just like inter-office relationships don't usually work out and for the most part there are many broken hearts scattered about both within and outside of the transgression environment.

Now, as for Hess & Kev, I believe they are safe because from what I have witnessed in the arena of inter-office relationships, those who were a couple before joining the office stayed strong while those who became a couple after entering the office failed and brought bloodshed. So same should theoretically hold true with guild relationships.

*offers Derder a shoulder to cry on*