Happy birthday to me
*loads magazine*
Happy birthday to me
*hits the slide release*
Happy birthday dear mindspank
*pulls the hammer*
Happy birthday to.....
*uses pistol lighter to light his candles*
...me.
What? you thought I was gonna off myself on my birthday?
How cliche.
For my present I want a custom title. "forum troll", "thread killer", or "whiny old guy" will work. Unless you can think of something more fitting.
*Continues to troll FF*