No matter how far

**Ivramire** · 05-18-2008, 11:10 AM

you get in life...

know that you'll never be as good as this guy.

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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

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if you can't tell, it's supposed to be satire :3

and he's getting published o__o

some reviews of his work:-

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Brilliant, simply brilliant. Repercussions of Evil is a powerful exploration of the demons that haunt the human soul. Was John physically turned into a zombie, or did he lose his humanity in the battle against the demons? As is said, they who fight monsters should take care not to become monsters themselves. And what is it that separates humans from monsters? "Repercussions of Evil" does not give us an answer, but suggests that there is something monstrous within each and every one of us.

Truly an outstanding work.

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This is indeed the most beautiful, amazing, masterful literary piece of our time. You deserve a ** medal or something.

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Your climax and sudden resolution, in which you leave the characters hanging in the balance of life, death and undeath had me on the edge my seat, raking sweat beads from my brow as I let my mind wander over the brilliantly open end.

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I AM TEH DEMONS

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"What happen?" ask an old woman,

"Someone set up us the bomb"

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Every great writer decides at some point in his life to stop caring about his readers, his editors and his whole reputation, just for once. Then he goes on to write a story so personal, so intrincate and powerful that it is, in fact, a part of his own soul made text.

These kind of stories are rarely popular at the time they are published, but with time people start uncovering the many layers in them, and finally, they end up claiming their place amongst the greatest.

This is Mr. Chimaera's Opus. This will be studied for centuries.

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And then Master Chief was a zombie.

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