Pokemon Thread.

[Rightclaw]

I wonder when they're gonna come out with the next generation of Pokemon..

[Jikanu]

Where else can they go? I mean, lets look at this logically... last game, they made a pokemon who was suggested to be, basically, God. How much higher can they GO?

[Hraesvelg]

Never underestimate the power of pure marketing bullshit. Why stick to montheism? They could have hundreds of god monsters. Billions, even.

[Jikanu]

but it's a CREATOR. not explicitly GOD, but a creator of EVERYTHING.

My guess is that they'll have to resort to alie---- Oh shit, they did that.

Well, maybe some giant elemental bir----- Shit, they did that too.

They've covered everything, really.

[Hraesvelg]

What created the creator? It's turtles all the way down.

[Jikanu]

You realize their target audience is rather young, right? Dunno if they wanna go that deep into it.

[Belaslav]

Never underestimate the power of pure marketing bullshit. Why stick to montheism? They could have hundreds of god monsters. Billions, even.

"Ah, the world of Pokemon... It rests on the back of a giant Squirtle, floating aimlessly around the sun. The world's crust is flat, causing all the water to constantly dissipate in outer space. But the Great Squirtle is constantly alert, it quickly drinks the water and replenishes the water supply through urination. The crust is replenished in a similar manner, the Great Squirtle eats various asteroid mass, which he then excretes into crust.

When he farts, earthquakes occur. And if he ate a burrito, volcanoes erupt. And every couple millenia, he may evolve, thus destroying what is.... and beginning anew."

[Hyper]

Pokemon is fucking awesome.

The two new pokemon (Zorua and whatever) don't look all that bad in my opinion either, which is good I guess.

[kirbysprite]

I really wanna see the next generation. Hopefully they nerf Stealth Rocks.