Noobs + kq......

[AdamK13]

Mara Pirates kq:

So we're at the part in the middle where you fight Charismatic Mara and Legendary Marlone and I'm in the party with three fighters and another cleric who was lvl 17. Before the rest of us reach Mara and Marlone all three fighters are running ahead. Not only am I surprised that they aren't being attacked by Mara and Marlone, but I'm screaming at the computer screen and pounding on my keyboard, "NOOOOOBSSS!!! GET THE HE** BACK HERE!!!! WE NEED TO KILL MARA AND MARLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ....... I have anger problems

anyway, long story short: I leave them for the party with the tank because apparently, they didn't have a cleric.... can't explain that.... they die.... I end up reviving two of them, but I was too late for the third......


ALSO.... (yep, there's a second rant)

I HATE BEING THE ONLY CLERIC IN MARA PIRATES KQ THAT CAN REZ!!!!!!

........ I hate getting:
"REZ ME!!!"
"QUICK! 20 SECONDS LEFT!!!"
"MMMMMEEEEEEDDDDDIIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!"
and
"uh... I died........."
from all directions when those noobs die!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm screaming at them, "I CAN ONLY REZ ONE PERSON EVERY THIRTY SECONDS!!!!!!!" and then I get, "MEEEEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEXXXXXXXTTTTT!!!!!!" but of course, with my anger problems and mean-ness, I save those people 'till last... usually, it's too late then....




... I hope you all have now learned something about me......

[Hessah]

Screaming at a cleric is never the best way to get what you want.. (heal/rev/buff)

Next is.. if there's not many cleric that can revive then...

MOVE YOUR STUPID A$$ OUT OF MARLONE'S AOE RANGE


which part of "fight behind marlone" do people not understand?

then they yell and scream for rev...

-sigh-

[Flowersss]

I saw this thread title...and I knew you had alot of fantastic words too say LOL!

[Loveless]

I hope... that these people read the guide in the magazine. >.>

[AdamK13]

Screaming at a cleric is never the best way to get what you want.. (heal/rev/buff)

Next is.. if there's not many cleric that can revive then...

MOVE YOUR STUPID A$$ OUT OF MARLONE'S AOE RANGE


which part of "fight behind marlone" do people not understand?

then they yell and scream for rev...

-sigh-

MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!! and I'm not going to start playing Gold Hill until the last minute because I don't particularly like that kq...... my opinon....

I saw this thread title...and I knew you had alot of fantastic words too say LOL!

LOL! Thanks!!!!! I do have a pretty colorful vocabulary...

I hope... that these people read the guide in the magazine. >.>

Gawsh, I do too.... I don't think fiesta can stand another couple characters like me (referring to my anger issues) especially if those people find the same hard-to-get-along-with people I did! ... that and there will be a lot of broken keyboards....

[Andromeda]

This reminds me of a Mara KQ I did a long time ago



4 seconds later

[Hessah]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

notice he's already asked for Rev once XD I dont think taht guy deserves a "clever" fighter title

hey i like that arrow in motion in the 1st pic...

[Andromeda]

After one of the clerics revived him he stood there doing nothing then got killed by Maras AOE again xD. By the end none of the clerics revived him and he had to use one of his hearts to revive himself.

[Sero]

which part of "fight behind marlone" do people not understand?

then they yell and scream for rev...

-sigh-

None. You talk to em properly either they don't pay attention or they're just plain stupid... Or watching Happy Tree Friends >_>

And yes nice title. Noobs+KQ... Equals Uber Failure

[Ivramire]

In Mara, it might still be somewhat acceptable to not know what to do. Still level 1x and 2x after all, and just recently got through Job-change.


That you breeze through earlier levels and miss out on game-experience because of the new quests doen't help either.