Need HW help please help D:

**viasta** · 05-14-2008, 12:56 AM

Ok, so today, I went to the restroom during English class and I came back, I missed something that the teacher said, I asked her what it is, she replied "Too late now, you didn't listen the first time." and I told her I was in the restroom, but she still said no and told me to ask my classmates, but my classmates are being gay and just told me "Find 2 sentences on the internet or somewhere of a pon(or pun, idk which it is)." And I know what pun is, but I have no idea how to make one or find one. So I really need your help and I don't want my teacher to get my grade lower.
Can anyone give me 1 or 2 sentences of the "pun/pon" that I need for homework? Thanks so much ;D

**Yosei** · 05-14-2008, 01:03 AM

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.

I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.

Falcomist · 05-14-2008, 01:05 AM

basically a pun refers to a sentence with different words but it kinda means the same thing.

Example?

Regular Sentence: I will not kill.

Pun sentence: Thou shall not kill.

look online for shakespeare sentences and thats what a pun means XD good luck.

Example: A cannon ball took off his legs, so he laid down his arms.

Edit: Sentence that adds effects to it.

**secbro20** · 05-14-2008, 01:08 AM

I had some back trouble, but it's all behind me now.

**Hessah** · 05-14-2008, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by Yosei

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.

that sentence is cool! HAHAH

<--- fails in english...

**viasta** · 05-14-2008, 01:31 AM

yay! Thanks Yosei & Falcomist ;D. I get what it is now, thanks so much

**Ralath** · 05-14-2008, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Yosei

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.

I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.

OMG. ROFL~!

Here are some from my favorite comic!

Uklyvian · 05-25-2008, 04:02 AM

lmao sorry to necropost...but those comics are hilarious

**Ralath** · 05-25-2008, 06:25 AM

^_^

Pearls Before Swine is AWESOME!

KaTaNa · 05-25-2008, 11:07 AM

Read the back of vitamin waters. They always have some corny puns like.. they were talking about soccer and it said "You'll get a kick out of it".