Trip Journal

[A_Forever]

OMG! KT! LMAAAAAOOOOOOOO

[Ralath]

nu nu

I knew what you were talking about.

But how does she get her hand and feet to work together? o.O

[A_Forever]

She puts her hand under it, and pushes the thing with her foot O_o Not that hard when you are stringy like her LOL

String Bean<3

[Ralath]

Do... people stare at her?

o.o

[A_Forever]

No @_@ She's awesome. If you stare too long, you go blind. LOOOOOOL

[Ralath]

[A_Forever]

String Bean is awesome! I <3 her :D

[booyah8876]

u're going to school there?!

I elected to go to school =)

Here's how it went:

So I went to her first class, Chemistry, and the teacher there was seriously like an annoying old bat sounding woman D:

The kids are allowed to talk about what, and they just get on her nerves, and she takes it, then asks the kids questions. If the kids get the questions wrong, then they lose points, so the good kids are sitting on one side of the room, and the others are sitting on the other side of the room. Anastasia sat on the good side =) Oh... The element we know "Na" is Sodium... auf Deutsch is "Natrium"... So when they were talking about SodiumChloride... it was NatriumChlorie x.x

Next class was French X.X! Omg the teacher had his test to become a liscensed teacher today =x At first he looked at me, and asked who I was, but then I told him that I was a visitor from Amerika, and that I won't disturb his class... he told me I had to leave, then Anastasia said that she wishes for me to stay, and he told me only if I don't say a single word. Do you know how hard it is to not talk? x.x

Next class was Math/Infomatik which is all about computers! They were learning how to make homepages, and write all the HTML and stuffs... and HTML in German = wtfIcan'tunderstandyou D: That was for 2 hours. xD

Then was English.

OMFG WTF A STUPID BITCH OMGOGOMGOM I WILL SHOOT HER TOMORROW TEACHER!

Frau Fiedler. Ew.

Srsly. She walks around stupid egotist... when we came into the classroom, just like all the other teachers, she asked Anastasia who I am... she told her I was her guest, and that my name is Tylor, and the teacher just looked at her. Fiedler asked her,
"What else?"
"I dunno... he's a friend?"
"No! How about, 'Fr. Fiedler, can Tylor join us for this class?"
"Achso, is it ok if he sits with me?"
"Yes, but he cannot disturb the lesson."

So I sit down.

Fiedler: Ok kids, the ones of you which were late will now have to share their homework first. What was it? Do you all even remember it?
Kid 1: Page 32 in the book, and 5 pages vocab.
Fiedler: Ja, gut.

Then she explained what a Heading is for papers, and the article they read was about Aboriginis... whatever those are D:

Fiedler thinks her English is so good, that she can break English rules, and the kids can't.

First off, she says "Idear" like a redneck. Also she says, "For example" like after everything!

I asked the kids "'For example' is called 'zum Beispiel' auf Deutsch... Do you use it as much as her?"

They all just laughed because of how stupid she was in using it so much.

Someone told her the heading of one of the papers, and she says:

"That would summarize the paragraph's information, but you can't put your personal opinion into the heading... you would only do such things in an Editorial."

So she went to do the next, then the next, then the one after that, Fiedler did it herself.

The title that she put was "A horrible place" and when a student told her that it sounded like a personal opinion of it, she said simply:

"Yes, I know it would sound like a contradiction, but this is not only my opinion, this is also true."

liekwtf. If you believe something, of course it's going to be true to you.

So when she asked Anastasia for a header... she said that she didn't have it, and she was sick all yesterday (which was really she was picking me up from the Airport) xD

So then Fiedler yelled at Anastasia, telling her how she didn't appreciate her bringing strange kids into her class, and I'm disturbing her lesson! HSOIDGSDGLSDpÜFjPJFPAKÜFp;LMH°!!!!!!! FCK YOU!

So she told me I have to sit outside the class because I'm being a disruption.
Srsly. I didn't a single word.

So I went outside, and just sat outside the school for until after the class... then I went into German class with Anastasia, and everything went fine ^^

Free public bus rides back and forth btw Oo. But people were smoking on the back of the bus, and I moved to the front.

I remember going to the bathroom in high school, only to find a used pad stuck right behind the door.

You can imagine how fast I made my exit.

lolwtfew.

No and Yes.

@Blahs- My friends and I bought a tampon out of the tampon machine, put ketchup on it and stuck it to a guys back o:

XD!

squatty pot! things u find in china!

hate those things

LOL! We got some free tampons at school once, we happen to be hving a science class so someone got a beaker and filled it with water, and we dipped the tampon in to see it EXPAND..

we learnt something that lesson

I learned that when my mother gave me one, and told me to put it in the sink with lots of water XD

She puts her hand under it, and pushes the thing with her foot O_o Not that hard when you are stringy like her LOL

String Bean<3

Lolwtf xD!

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My romantic lakeside retreat story when I'm done with dinner =)

Be back in a lil guys ^^

[Ralath]

Next class was Math/Infomatik which is all about computers! They were learning how to make homepages, and write all the HTML and stuffs... and HTML in German = wtfIcan'tunderstandyou D: That was for 2 hours. xD

LOOOL. HTML in German.

Then she explained what a Heading is for papers, and the article they read was about Aboriginis... whatever those are D:

Australian Indians.

[booyah8876]

ok!!

Thanks Ralath ;D

And now... for the after school activities =)

So we came home, and then like 99% of all Germans we turned around, grabbeda carbonated mineral water, then left again! xD

So we went on a bike ride through a forest (I swear they have like 5262562586356 of them) D:

So we came to a lake, and there was like a thousand little paths that we can sit the edge...

we took a blanket, and we sat watching the water, and then a family came with kids to feed the ducks, and another woman to walk her dog, then the swans came @.@ They're sooooooooooooooooo pretty ._.

So we took pictures, and then... came the two people...

They sat on the bench, and saw that I was holding Anastasia, and they pulled out a guitar and a violin...

The played:
Jack Johnson song... I don't remember which.
Ohne Dich by Rammstein
Aerosmith... I don't know the name of that song... but it's like

"I don't wanna close my eyes, don't wanna fall asleep 'cause I'll miss you babeh, and I don't wanna miss a thang. I don't wanna miss one smile, I don't wanna miss one kiss..." etc.

So they saw us, and were purposefully playing romantic songs, and we loved them xD

When we left, we wanted to pay them, so I went to hand them money (I still only have Dollars) and they wanted the 1$ because they have 1€ coins here Oo.

So yeah they were staring at the dollars for like 5 mins XDD

Then we left, came home and meal time here = wtfHYOOJ D:

And the guys kinda just eat, then leave, and it's left to the women to clean the table//do the dishes, but I helped =x

Lol this is fantastic xD

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EDIT:

Lawls I'm called a "Spaß Vogel" here xD

Spaß Vogel = Fun bird

XD

EDITEDIT:

Omg I have pics wait D: