oh no

[Hraesvelg]

Lies! Propaganda!

[Jikanu]

Do spiders last through neutron bombs? :o

*prepares attack*

[A_Forever]

Lies! Propaganda!

xD

[Destrus]

i heard daddy long legs are actually really poisonous but their fangs are too small to bite us.

*forsees mad scientist giving daddy long legs snake fangs, like cobra fangs*

[Hraesvelg]

That is a lie, actually. No species of Opiliones has a venom gland. And, to be perfectly honest, they're not even spiders. Arachnids, yes, but not spiders.

Edit: Seems that there is a type of actual spider referred to as a daddy-long legs as well (pholcus phalangioides, or cellar spider). Their venom is relatively harmless, though.

[A_Forever]

i heard daddy long legs are actually really poisonous but their fangs are too small to bite us.

*forsees mad scientist giving daddy long legs snake fangs, like cobra fangs*

You should watch Myth Busters!

That Myth was Busted!

[0_o SceneQueen o_0]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17256_p2.html
#3
we're all doomed
*buys millions of cans of raid*
i won't go out without a fight



oh god, why spiders, WHY

You can buy your raid with the money from the pot of gold just make sure you get through the highway....