Once upon a time, there was an ugly hobo named Chinh (a.k.a MeNoEnglish) who was strolling around on the streets, begging for penya.
He was hopeless and knew he wouldn't get any money because of his awful odour, but everything had changed when he met her. The lovely princess of FiestaFan, Wacky (a.k.a Claymore).
It was love at first sight. He loved the way she danced. He really wanted to propose to her, but he needed some help. How should be propose? How can he make a rich, beautiful princess love a fugly hobo? His gaze shifted and found the princess's best friend, Blaahs.
So the next day, he went to seek The Great Blaahs for help.
"Propose, you say?" snickered Blaahs, "Why would a princess love a hobo?"
"I know I know!" groaned Chinh despairingly, "But I really love her!"
"Hmm. Well I do know one way you might be able to win her heart. Mushrooms."
"Mushrooms?"
"Yes, Princess Wacky loves mushrooms. Maybe if you dress as one, she will love you."
So the kind Blaahs helped the poor hobo out, and found him a mushroom costume.
She told him what he should say, and rehearsed the proposal night and day so he wouldn't get it wrong. The next morning, Blaahs invited Princess Wacky for a cup of tea while hobo Chinh nervously waited for them.
Blaahs then gave him the signal to propose, and...
he did it! The short yet moving proposal went well, although he still couldn't say "please" properly despite how many times Blaahs told him. Surprisingly, Princess Wacky did not run away with fear, but accepted his mushroom proposal. She gave him a hug and they lived happily ever after!
... or do they?
Our mystery sources of FiestaFan have told me that Chinh has yet to discover the Princess's last name, boi. Wackyboi. Will he be shocked? Will he be devastated? Or will he accept that he's gay? Even I am not sure of the answers, only time will tell...
Meanwhile, Hobo Chinh finally came to his realisation that Blaahs actually rule.
I didn't force him this time! You can ask Belaslav. D:
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