Neeeeeeerd

[Sero]

What's AP? o.o Advanced Placement or something?

I like school but I hate being graded and doing homework... .__.

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on the first day we already had 4 homework assignments right off the bat

I'd hang myself

[crystalblueheart]

What's AP? o.o Advanced Placement or something?



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I'd hang myself

Yups.

[Sero]

Ohh! Wish we had that here. Not that I would have taken it 2, 3 or 4 years ago anyway, back when my addiction to Fiesta wasn't quite controllable lol

[crystalblueheart]

remember I said I would post the You Know You're Asian When...
here is it is

You know you’re a true Asian when…

▪ Paying for the dinner check = World War III
▪ Your automatic pose when taking a picture is the peace sign
▪ Your family takes a million pictures everywhere you go
▪ Rice is bought from 99 Ranch Market by the tons
▪ You don’t consider Orange Chicken to be Chinese food
▪ Your dad wears those sandals. Yeah, you know the ones I’m talking about.
▪ You complain about failing a test, and end up acing it
▪ You are forbidden to date until you’re 40
▪ "Calculus? I took Calculus in 3rd grade!"
▪ People complain about you shouting in a public place. THIS IS OUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE, PEOPLE!
▪ At fast-food restaurants, you do the “napkin grab”. This is when you stick your finger into the napkin dispenser and grab an exorbitance amount (Can also be applied to ketchup packs, straws, silverware, etc.)
▪ Everything you buy is on sale
▪ Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. If you like them so much, why don’t you just adopt them
▪ Your mom or dad argues with the cashier about an incorrectly priced item, even if it’s off by a dollar
▪ Taking 6 AP's out of 7 is still probably considered slacking
▪ Your parents think that the entire job industry is made up of doctors, lawyers, or engineers
▪ Every boy you talk to is considered (by your parents) to be your “boyfriend”
▪ You've learned to keep bargaining, even if the prices are ridiculously low
▪ 2 words: Bowl. Cut.
▪ Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price, saying you are 11 when you are really 15
▪ Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong ling long ting tong
▪ Sometime in your life, you have owned a back scratcher
▪ You ask your parents help on ONE math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you
▪ Someone has asked if you have ever eaten dog, or any household animal of that sort
▪ You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
▪ You have a collection of mini shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel
▪ Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
▪ At dinner parties, the parents start singing karaoke (the ones featuring ugly Asian women attempting to dance)
▪ Your first word when you were a baby was "Harvard"
▪ "You want a laptop!?! When I was your age, I didn't even have toilet paper!!"
▪ Your mom dressed you in boy clothing as a child
▪ You’ve managed to incorporate “fail” or “ai-ya” into your everyday vocabulary
credit to Salina Yun

[Hraesvelg]

Heh, some of those are universal.

[crystalblueheart]

Heh, some of those are universal.

Yeah that's what I said to her XD
Personally my favorites are:
Your dad wears those sandals. Yeah, you know the ones I’m talking about.
People complain about you shouting in a public place. THIS IS OUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE, PEOPLE!
▪ Every boy you talk to is considered (by your parents) to be your “boyfriend”
lol then I have a lot of boyfriends

[Sero]

▪ Paying for the dinner check = World War III

LOL! I've had tonnes of WWIIIs! But I'm really glad that things are really easy to settle and decide on with my friends, especially one of them

▪ You complain about failing a test, and end up acing it
▪ You are forbidden to date until you’re 40
▪ At fast-food restaurants, you do the “napkin grab”. This is when you stick your finger into the napkin dispenser and grab an exorbitance amount (Can also be applied to ketchup packs, straws, silverware, etc.)
▪ Everything you buy is on sale
▪ Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. If you like them so much, why don’t you just adopt them
▪ Every boy you talk to is considered (by your parents) to be your “boyfriend”
▪ You've learned to keep bargaining, even if the prices are ridiculously low
▪ Sometime in your life, you have owned a back scratcher
▪ Someone has asked if you have ever eaten dog, or any household animal of that sort
▪ You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
▪ You have a collection of mini shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel
▪ Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
▪ "You want a laptop!?! When I was your age, I didn't even have toilet paper!!"
▪ Your mom dressed you in girl clothing as a child

omglol funny stuff there too xD

the ones in bold hit the most, and the second to last is really true AND REALLY SAD Q_Q

[crystalblueheart]

LOL! I've had tonnes of WWIIIs! But I'm really glad that things are really easy to settle and decide on with my friends, especially one of them



omglol funny stuff there too xD

the ones in bold hit the most, and the second to last is really true AND REALLY SAD Q_Q

Haha thank Salina xD I'll show her the website at our sleepover

[Yosei]

remember I said I would post the You Know You're Asian When...
here is it is

You know you’re a true Asian when…

▪ Paying for the dinner check = World War III
▪ Your automatic pose when taking a picture is the peace sign
▪ Your family takes a million pictures everywhere you go
▪ Rice is bought from 99 Ranch Market by the tons
▪ You don’t consider Orange Chicken to be Chinese food
▪ Your dad wears those sandals. Yeah, you know the ones I’m talking about.
▪ You complain about failing a test, and end up acing it
▪ You are forbidden to date until you’re 40
▪ "Calculus? I took Calculus in 3rd grade!"
▪ People complain about you shouting in a public place. THIS IS OUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE, PEOPLE!
▪ At fast-food restaurants, you do the “napkin grab”. This is when you stick your finger into the napkin dispenser and grab an exorbitance amount (Can also be applied to ketchup packs, straws, silverware, etc.)
▪ Everything you buy is on sale
▪ Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. If you like them so much, why don’t you just adopt them
▪ Your mom or dad argues with the cashier about an incorrectly priced item, even if it’s off by a dollar
▪ Taking 6 AP's out of 7 is still probably considered slacking
▪ Your parents think that the entire job industry is made up of doctors, lawyers, or engineers
▪ Every boy you talk to is considered (by your parents) to be your “boyfriend”
▪ You've learned to keep bargaining, even if the prices are ridiculously low
▪ 2 words: Bowl. Cut.
▪ Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price, saying you are 11 when you are really 15
▪ Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong ling long ting tong
▪ Sometime in your life, you have owned a back scratcher
▪ You ask your parents help on ONE math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you
▪ Someone has asked if you have ever eaten dog, or any household animal of that sort
▪ You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
▪ You have a collection of mini shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel
▪ Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
▪ At dinner parties, the parents start singing karaoke (the ones featuring ugly Asian women attempting to dance)
▪ Your first word when you were a baby was "Harvard"
▪ "You want a laptop!?! When I was your age, I didn't even have toilet paper!!"
▪ Your mom dressed you in boy clothing as a child
▪ You’ve managed to incorporate “fail” or “ai-ya” into your everyday vocabulary
credit to Salina Yun

Those are the ones that apply to me :P

[Sparkeh]

remember I said I would post the You Know You're Asian When...
here is it is

You know you’re a true Asian when…

▪ Paying for the dinner check = World War III
▪ Your automatic pose when taking a picture is the peace sign
▪ Your family takes a million pictures everywhere you go
▪ Rice is bought from 99 Ranch Market by the tons
▪ You don’t consider Orange Chicken to be Chinese food
▪ Your dad wears those sandals. Yeah, you know the ones I’m talking about.
▪ You complain about failing a test, and end up acing it
▪ You are forbidden to date until you’re 40
▪ "Calculus? I took Calculus in 3rd grade!"
▪ People complain about you shouting in a public place. THIS IS OUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE, PEOPLE!
▪ At fast-food restaurants, you do the “napkin grab”. This is when you stick your finger into the napkin dispenser and grab an exorbitance amount (Can also be applied to ketchup packs, straws, silverware, etc.)
▪ Everything you buy is on sale
▪ Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. If you like them so much, why don’t you just adopt them
▪ Your mom or dad argues with the cashier about an incorrectly priced item, even if it’s off by a dollar
▪ Taking 6 AP's out of 7 is still probably considered slacking
▪ Your parents think that the entire job industry is made up of doctors, lawyers, or engineers
▪ Every boy you talk to is considered (by your parents) to be your “boyfriend”
▪ You've learned to keep bargaining, even if the prices are ridiculously low
▪ 2 words: Bowl. Cut.
▪ Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price, saying you are 11 when you are really 15
▪ Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong ling long ting tong
▪ Sometime in your life, you have owned a back scratcher
▪ You ask your parents help on ONE math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you
▪ Someone has asked if you have ever eaten dog, or any household animal of that sort
▪ You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
▪ You have a collection of mini shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel
▪ Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself
▪ At dinner parties, the parents start singing karaoke (the ones featuring ugly Asian women attempting to dance)
▪ Your first word when you were a baby was "Harvard"
▪ "You want a laptop!?! When I was your age, I didn't even have toilet paper!!"
▪ Your mom dressed you in boy clothing as a child
▪ You’ve managed to incorporate “fail” or “ai-ya” into your everyday vocabulary
credit to Salina Yun

All true... Wow.