i think we need

[Destrus]

*ressurects as Des The Blaaah Eater with Ultimate Cheese Cake Attack*

[Blaaaaaaaah]

What is all this rebellion?! Conspiracy, I say! D:<

And no! You cannot eat me! Because..

- Eats Desu -

I was quicker.

- Rubs tummy -

- Burps out some Desu air -

[Destrus]

*expands cheese cake inside of Blaaah and watches her inflate like a balloon*

Blaaah go boom :3

[Blaaaaaaaah]

Oh shi. D:

- Pokes a hole in myself to let all the air out -

[Zotius]

*Tapes the hole with err... Tape?*

[Hessah]

- watch blah continue to balloon, tie a string to her leg and fly her like a kite-

[Zucchini]

Passerby: LOOK MUMMY! It's a HUMUNGOUS human flying balloon!

[viasta]

*archers shoots blahs down*
*blahs falls down on desu and sufficates desu*

[Destrus]

D: nuuuuu Viasta you shall pay for your insolence!
*calls upon the raspberry lemon cheesecakes to attack viasta*

[viasta]

*eats raspberry lemon cheesecakes*

*summons flying pig legs marinated with soy sauce to attack desu*