Corrupted wish game.

[secbro20]

Granted, but then the hairdresser would leave it too long.

I wish I had a car

[01chans]

Granted, but it broke down every two minutes.

I wish you'd become bald.

[Sheapy]

Granted, but a new parasite appears that lives in your hair and slowly eats away at the skin on your head till you die since the parasite has entered the brain.

I wish people would stop bumping topics

[secbro20]

Granted, but then every topic would die after one post because people wouldn't be able to bump topics at all.

I wish it would rain

[Skeith]

Granted, but it only rains outside your house!

I wish I don't have a fast internet connection!

[secbro20]

Granted, but you don't get any internet connection at all.

I wish summer vacation would never end

[Deaths_Illusion]

Granted. But then you become stupidly ill and become a bum that dies on the street oneday.

I wish my fingers moved as fast as bucketheads....