I was at Tanyas house for a cup of tea when i got the phone call.
the woman on the phone said "Dinner Is rdy in 10 mins come home now"
God knows who she was.
I got home and on the table sat, You will never guess what it was. i cant even tell you it makes me want to throw up.
Sheperds Pie.
I couldnt believe it. I shouted at my duck "Get out of the way you stupid cow"
Feathers flew everywhere.
I sat on the chair far away from my sister (Shes a tart)
i threw a salt shaker her and said
"What the hell is this"
My sister threw a fork at me but luckly my shoe was slipping off my foot so it blocked it.
I sniffed it. its not even Prada.
I picked up my fork, took a massive breath (almost fainting) and smacked my face into it.
"MUM!" i shouted
"yes my love. Oh my god nina what a mess you silly cow" she said
I took a duck from the floor and wiped my face.
the duck quacked.
I had it in my eye and in my hair but i didnt care because i use Herbal essences.
i looked at the pie again and started to gag.
"im gonna be sick" i said
My sister had scoffed hers down by now where as mine was splatted everywhere.
"hurry up i want desert" my sister said
i stood up and walked over to her. she looked at me and i slapped her around the face really hard
"dont ou back chat me little girl" i shoutted
She started crying and i didnt care she is a chav.
i closed my eyes and sat back down. i could feel the sick rising by now.
i opened them and the sick rose further.
"nina are you done yet" my mum said
"No i feel sick and i ate 4 bowls of chips before i came home" i replied.
I quickly put my plate on the floor and the ducks looked at it and hissed at me.
for goodness sake what was i going to do. i thought to myself.
i slowly picked up the fork and dug into the sheperds pie. a bubble poped on the top. i pulled some pie to the side of the plate and i thought i saw a wasp fly out.
i scraped the discusting bits out of the mince and brought the fork slowly to my mouth. i could smell the cows even though there wasnt any near.
i put it in my mouth and spat it out right away.
"Ergh" i screamed.
i saw a Tescos bag apposite my which i use for duck feed.
i emptied it onto the floor and i heard he ducks running down the stairs.
i pushed all the sheperds pie into the bag and quickly ran to the bin.
i said to my mum "That was absolutly foul"
she smiled "Aww thank you" she said
i swear i will never let a piece of sheperds pie past my lips ever again.
or i will throw up.
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