Dear FiestaFan

[Blaaaaaaaah]

Dear a.L,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg, outside of your office and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are.
I'm returning your car to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the Cocaine.

Go milk a cow,
Blaahs.




Edit: I just had to say this. I KNOW WHAT COLOUR YOUR UNDERWEAR IS. /immature