Dear FiestaFan - Page 2

**a.L** · 12-12-2008, 01:09 PM

Poor guy.

lamchopz · 12-12-2008, 01:59 PM

loooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

**Vasu** · 12-12-2008, 03:01 PM

LOL, this rocks~

Dear Hessah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, at the mental hospital, and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're related.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Please don't hurt me,
Vasu

I really mean the bit in bold.

**Phantom Badger** · 12-12-2008, 03:29 PM

Dear Bela

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg, at the mental hospital and I saw you Ignore my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood sample as a memory.
You should also know that I Hate your cooking and you ruined by attempts at another world war.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
BlackDragonEX

. . . o.O

**Ralath** · 12-12-2008, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Spirit

Dear Patches,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass, at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget that night and Iâ€™m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Spirit

LOOOL

Ninja_Medic · 12-12-2008, 03:38 PM

I have meh friends first then mine then another friends ;D

Dear Kayla,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprachan. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, in your closet and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Georgia

Mine:

Dear Matt,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, in your car and I saw you my father sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Go Milk a Cow,
Zach

Dear Amber,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg
, In your car and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Emotional enough to understand How awful you are.
I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your left ear
as a memory.
You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.
With tears of sadness,
Kayla

**Vasu** · 12-12-2008, 03:47 PM

Why the hell did you post the whole template? LOL

**booyah8876** · 12-12-2008, 06:07 PM

Dear Hrae,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I don't like your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I hate your cooking and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Please don't hurt me,
Tylor. O:

Ninja_Medic · 12-12-2008, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Vasu

Why the hell did you post the whole template? LOL

i was at school when i did it and i had like 1 min to get off the comp and sprint to my next class, and i didnt have time to take it off, LOL

Esen · 12-12-2008, 07:18 PM

Dear EnEn,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, outside of your office and I saw you sit in my father.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how awful you are.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Esen