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**kirbysprite** · 10-21-2008, 04:11 AM

Isn't Bonzo a name of a clown...

**Belaslav** · 10-21-2008, 04:13 AM

Yes he was a clown... once.

**Pebbles** · 10-21-2008, 04:14 AM

Buh buh buh buh buh buh
Da da da da da da
You went to school to learn girl
What you never never knew before
Like I before E except after C
Why 2 plus 2 makes 4 na na na
I'm gonna teach you
(teach you, teach you)
All about love girl
(all about love)
Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me

A B C easy as
1 2 3, oh simple as
Do re mi, A B C, 1 2 3 baby you and me girl

Come on let me love u just a little bit
I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out
Come on come on come on let me show you what it's all about

Reading and writing, arithmatic
All the branches of the learning tree
But listen without the roots of love everyday, girl
Education ain't complete
T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you
(show you, show you)
How to get an A
(How to get an A)
Let me show you what you have to do
Listen to me baby that's all you gotta do

A B C, it's easy as
1 2 3, oh simple as
Do Re Mi, A B C, 1 2 3, baby you and me girl
A B C, it's easy it's like counting up to 3
Sing a simple melody
That's how easy love can be
(that's how easy love can be)
Sing a simple melody
1 2 3, you and me!

Sit down girl!
I think I love you!
No! Get up girl!
Show me what you can do.
Shake it shake it baby
Come on now
Shake it shake baby
Ooh ooh
Shake it shake it baby
Ho!
1 2 3, baby
Ooh ooh
A B C baby
Na na
Do re mi, baby
No!
That's how easy love can be
(A B C, it's easy it's like counting up to 3
Sing a simple melody
That's how easy love can be
I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out!
Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about)

**Belaslav** · 10-21-2008, 04:24 AM

Can I be your teacher?

**Hraesvelg** · 10-21-2008, 04:24 AM

Bozo was a clown. Bonzo was a chimp that had a starring role with a US President.

**Pebbles** · 10-21-2008, 04:32 AM

**Hessah** · 10-21-2008, 04:34 AM

AHHAAHHAHAH PEBBLE~~

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG that cracked me up~

**Belaslav** · 10-21-2008, 04:35 AM

I possess the secret of the origami ninja star.

**Pebbles** · 10-21-2008, 04:39 AM

**Lady-Loki** · 10-21-2008, 04:40 AM

Interesting fact. The television I have in my den didn't come come with a "sleep timer" mode. There was another model that was basically the same except it did have a sleep timer, but for the extra $50 I said I would just turn the TV off if I felt sleepy or if I fell asleep I would turn it of when I woke up. Sleep timer was just not worth $50 more IMO.

So, as luck would have it one of the grand kids misplaced the remote to my TV and we bought one of the "universal" remotes from Wal-Mart and programmed according to the instructions for my specific TV. Now, this universal remote has several buttons I don't need, but they came with it and it was the most reasonable priced version. So . . . one of those buttons is for a sleep timer. And yep, it actually makes my TV go to a sleep timer. So basically the manufacturer was charging $50 more just for the different remote - their model remote that had a sleep timer button.

Haha, I got the $10 universal remote version rather then the $50 name brand remote version.