How would you describe this?

[kirbysprite]

You know there's ajoke like this somewhere...

Optimist: This glass is half full!
Pessimist: This glass is half empty.
Corporate downsizing agent: Looks like we have twice as much glass as we need here.

I disagree that half empty implies pessimism though, saying that it's half empty shows that there is scope for improvement, room to do more, while half full makes it sound like that's enough.

Yeah, studies have shown, people that say half full are optimists. People who said half empty are a pessimists. Just something I learned in my health class. We were learning about self-esteem... But whatever...