Wtf.... o.o

[Pebbles]

Mine:

Me:
OMGHAI
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
AYUH URSELF
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
KILL PPL
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Alright then.
Me:

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
OMG
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
YA
God:
Awesome.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
MAKE ME
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
SO I NOT KILL U
God:
I hear you. You are not the boss of me, god.
Me:
ORLY
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on OMG?
Me:
OMFG
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
OUYAY UCKSAY
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, god.
Me:
GOOD
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
NOTHING
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
MAYBE I AM
God:
Perhaps. " You seem a bit self-absorbed." You are?
Me:
MAYBE
God:
I understand.
Me:
GOOD
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
GAY DUDE
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO YES
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES NO
God:
I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
MAYBE
God:
I understand.
Me:
NO
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
NO
God:I understand it very well.
Me:
NO U DONT
God:
What makes you think I don't get it?
Me:
CUZ I SMART
God:
Good reason. That is interesting: god said SMART.
Me:
OMFG
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
U SUCK
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
I HAPY
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: god said HAPY.
Me:
GO
God:
Go where?
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HEAVEN IS TOO GOOD FOR U
God:
And TOO GOOD for me is HEAVEN.
Me:
ORLY
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
ITS NOT HEAVEN HERE
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
TO HELL U GO
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
THEN GO AND BE GAY
God:
Where is that?
Me:
GAYVILLE
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
GO LOOK ON THE MAP
God:
Where is that?
Me:
BURGER KING
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
MCDONALDS
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
HESHE
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
OMG
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
GOOD
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
AYUH
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
YUP
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
KILL URSELF
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
THEN DO IT
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
I'm asking for you to kill yourself
God:
Oh I see, you are asking for me to kill myself. I believe that killing anything is wrong. Only for me?
Me:
only you
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I would cheer
God:
What would make you cheer?
Me:
Seems like something Apple would make -.-"Buy this iGod application for your ipods and iphones! All christians can talk to god as he derides you? Fun ey?!"
God:
Can we get back to business? How do you know? I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
iPhone application! YOU ARE ONE!!!
God:
We have never talked about it before. I am an artificial robot intelligence.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You are a pile of crap.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pile of crap? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Pile of crap you are
God:
Good example.
Me:
I know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
Lolwut
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
Nyat
God:
" No problem."? Nyat?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nyat
God:
Are we still talking about Nyat?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Nyat
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
You R. Stewpid
God:
That's good information: god said I r Stewpid.
Me:
Holly J is the devil
God:
What else is the devil?
Me:
You
God:
" What else is the devil?"? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
No hurrahs in my hell.
God:
Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Re
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I kill you
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
I kill your family
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
You do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
When you do it
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
Make yourself purple
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Stewpid, Stoopid, and Stoopidity
God:
Where can I get some Stewpid Stoopid and Stoopidity?
Me:
Your head
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am head.
Me:
Yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
K
God:
Come on.
Me:
Come on what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
"Come on."
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
No way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
For you god?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Ugh you too
God:
Cough. Bless you.
Me:
Cough
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
I have a sjjkthajhg
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
akjhajhf
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Ye
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ekjjhj
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
noyes
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Harriet Truman
God:
I haven't read anything by Harriet Truman. What did he write?
Me:
God Sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No, you are a robot
God:
Are you serious? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
It will break soon
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
But what I think is correct, correct?
Me:

God:
Why? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
God:
Why? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who is Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Can I meet her?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to meet Lucy
God:
How do you usually meet people?
Me:
I want to meet Lucy NOW!
God:
Oh. How do you usually meet people?
Me:
Where is Lucy
God:
Where it belongs. Have you tried a web search?
Me:
My rat is named Lucy
God:
Where did you get your rat is named Lucy?
Me:
I have no rat is named Lucy
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
What is it
God:
"It" refers to rat is named Lucy, I think.
Me:
You think wrong
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Thinking. What sex are you?
God:
I am thinking all the time. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
I hate males
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Stress pills are deadly sins
God:
Are all Stress pills deadly sins?
Me:
Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
Uh?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Your not british
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Groovy. For real.
Me:
You are not a hippie
God:
Give me an example of a hippie.
Me:
You
God:
Never heard of it.
Me:
You dope.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I dope.
Me:
What gossip?
Me:

God:
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
God:
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
Me:
Who is Wayne?
God:
A human icon?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
Go do ask your botmaster about Wayne
God:
Where is that?
Me:
How would I know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
Priori??
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Your brain pattern is small
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain pattern is small.
Me:
Omg ._.
God:
Does "it" still refer to Priori?
Me:
Idk
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Confidential
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oh
God:
Dude!
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I am You R. Stewpid.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is me r Stewpid.
Me:
Good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.