Can someone teach me Tagalog?

[Sero]

sakay ~ ride [past tense nisakay]

Hesus ~ [that's pretty obvious]

iyang ~ his

padung ~ going to/on his way to

syudad ~ city/town

[Eru]

ROFLMAO!!!

ass [horse] ~ kabayo

ass [butt] ~ lubut

DAMN!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It was like saying "Jesus sat on his own ass and rode into town" XDDDDD

So it goes like this in Cebuano [your original sentence and I know what you meant]

Nisakay si Hesus sa iyang kabayo padung sa syudad.

lol...actually the lubut translation is what I was going for...
I've always told teachers and such..."Hey, if its good enough for Jesus, its good enough for me!"

[Eru]

How do you say "Hey there! Welcome to Fiesta Fan. Have fun, look around and enjoy yourself." ?

I might start welcoming ppl in tagalog

[Sero]

Kumusta! Maayong pagkita ug pag-apil nimu dire sa Fiesta Fan. Pag ayo-ayo, ug pangita lang ug bisag unsa na makapalingaw nimu dire.

~Cebuano. Don't use Tagalog.

And you actually wanna try that? LOL I welcome them using my elite and superb skills in German

Here's a simple yet deep and amazing greeting...

"ICH MAG KONDOME!"

[Eru]

-has idea-

I'm gonna start new thread for this

[Sero]

Me too, I need German help.