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Le Subtitles~
1~Colbert
2~Interviewer
2: Mr. Colbert-
1: HIGH!!!
2: Have you found a way to-
1: HIGH! -grin-
2: That's enough... Thank you.
1: HIGH...
-silence-
2: Have you found a way to use your fame to do good?
1: Yes.
1: I love to kill Americans. Love it.
1: Can't kill enough Americans.
1: You little b*stards deserve every little bit of misery in your pathetic little lives.
1: I hope you end up living on the streets, eating all sour, musky, salty, milky, drunken McDonald employee c*ck discharge.
1: And devour every American's duty from the rabbit sack.
1: You should all be put in 50-gallon drum of pancake batter and drown...
1: Rabbit in sacks...
2: President Bush, great president? Or the greatest president?
1: He's fu-cking up Washington.
1: I'm sorry, a d*ck was down my throat there.
1: He's articulate, on a number of issues important to average Americans.
2: Just... Great or greatest...
1: ... Pulling off for greatest.
2: People are saying that your show is just a launching pad for your eventual presidency.
1: Yes.
1: I hope I get elected president.
2: How do you answer your critics who charge that you unfairly edit your pieces to make politicians look bad?
1: ???? ????
2: Okay, let's move on to Iraq. As a war supporter, how do you react to all the criticism?
1: I want to clean my shaved dwarf. And smack, my sack.
2: People are saying that you're gay a bit, is there any truth to that?
1: Gwen, there are a lot of crazy theories out there.
1: But to the people who were talking about me as it-
1: All I have to say is... -mouthing words "I don't know"
-...silence...-
1: Yes. I love c*ck. Love it. Can't get enough c*ck...
1: I wanna reach out to all those guys and just show them "THE LOVE"...
1: I want to discharge on d*ck-chainey...
2: How would that look?
1: What, you want me to mime it... Or something?
2: Sure!
1: ... Okay... So I guess... So I just... Suck-
2: -naughty look-
1: Okay...
2: Thank you...
-...silence...-
2: That's enough... Thank you... -smile-
1: How was that...???
2: Couldn't have gotten any better. -grin-
1: Okie-dokie -grin-
2: Now if you were going to SUCK President Bush... How would that look?
1: ... Do you have anything better-
2: Just... President Bush.
1: ... Pulling off for greates... C*CK!
2: And... Could you SUCK... Barack Obama?
1: Theoretically now, if I were a Republican... And I'm not, I'm an Independent... I'm afraid of Barack Obama discharge. He's NOT clean, BLACK??? I don't think so.
1: What they need down there, is a shave. And yes, insatiable... Pancake batter lubricant.
2: Interesting answer...
1: I want to go on record with that.
2: How about-
1: -f*ck...-
1: -f*ck...-
1: ...
2: Alright, perfect.
1: -grin-
2: Hilary Clinton?
1: I'm afraid of... DYKES!
2: Would you ever travel to Baghdad to SUCK the troop?
1: Of course, I consider it my duty. I wanna reach out to those guys and just show em the big butt...
2: How bout San Francisco, would you ever travel there to appear at a "gay rights" rally?
1: Yes.
1: I want to go down there, and suck C*CK.
1: And yes, I want to go down there and get HIGH! on smack-which is fun.
1: I love getting high on smack... Very high!
1: -inhales-
1: HUGE DYKE!!!
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