I almost fell off my chair.

[Triumph]

You're probably the type of person who looks for loopholes in U.S. Law just for fun.

At school, that's all I do.

My class is still stuck on derivatives in math.

Half my English class can't write above a 5 essay. If you don't know, a 5 essay is deemed as "inconsistent," therein meaning the author's evidence does not support the thesis, or does not adequately answer the prompt.

I sit in a semicomatose state and try not to drool onto my desk. And they claim to be AP students. Ha.