Harry Potter pick-up lines

[Ralath]

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[A_Forever]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL asd

[Ivramire]

Wow.


Hahaha.

[Lirange]

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

awwwh

some of them are dirty xD
and some of them i dont get

[A_Forever]

Which ones don't you get? o_o

[Lirange]

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

well some of them i get kinda, but dont get the harry potter part

[A_Forever]

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Dementors "kiss" someone to take their soul. Doesn't kill them.. they just.. exist.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
Luna Lovegood. /end

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
Flitwick teaches charms class at hogwarts.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Pheonix's catch on fire(spontaneously) and are reborn in their ashes.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
I just don't feel like explaining this. I'd like.. try to hard at explaining. Someone else can o:

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

You don't get this? Its sexual....

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Felix Felicis is a potion that gives you good luck.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
Azkaban is the wizarding prison.. dementors are the guards...

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Translation: I've been masturbating while thinking about you

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
Sexual again. Erm.. How do I say this without being blunt... LOL. Someone else can.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
...Anyone want to explain this to him too? xD

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Translation: Sex. A lot of noise making.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Confundus charm kind of dazes you.

That help with most? LOL

[A_Forever]

You said you didn't really get the HP part.. but.. you should know what like.. the womping willow is xD

The moving tree on the grounds of Hogwarts.

Skele-Gro obviously grows bones back >__>

Shrieking shack is the "haunted" house in Hogsmeade(Wizarding village that 3rd years and up go on trips to.)

You get my point, right?!

[Jackaroo]

You said you didn't really get the HP part.. but.. you should know what like.. the womping willow is xD

The moving tree on the grounds of Hogwarts.

Skele-Gro obviously grows bones back >__>

Shrieking shack is the "haunted" house in Hogsmeade(Wizarding village that 3rd years and up go on trips to.)

You get my point, right?!

i didnt get any of them
well the skele-gro was obvious and funny

[Lirange]

oh yea thankyou
and yea, i know what the make magic is, must have not seen it and deleted it
and some of them i do get, just dont get the harry potter part
but yea, thanks for explaining

but i still kinda dont get the womping willow